𝐭𝐦𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬

𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 (𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟏)

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Raphael, quietly: You look nice, I wanna kiss you.

(Y/n), looking up from her phone: What?

Raphael, embarrassed: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN'T MISS YOU.

Leo, teaching Mikey: Whenever someone responds with, "I beg your pardon?" Assert your dominance by announcing, "Then beg." 

Mikey: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Donnie: You're a hazard to society.

Raph: And a coward. Do twenty. 

Leo: You're smiling today. Did something good happen?

Donnie: I can't just smile because I feel like it?

April, sighing: Casey tripped and fell in the sewers. 

Mikey: Why are Raph and (y/n) sitting with their backs to each other?

Leo: They had a fight.

Casey, pointing: Then why are they holding hands?

Donnie, sighing: They get sad when they fight. 

Purple Dragons calling (y/n): We have him.

(Y/n): Uh, who?

Purple Dragons: Your "precious" boyfriend, Leo.

(Y/n): Oh...

Purple Dragons: Just..."oh"?

(Y/n): Yeah, you don't have him...he has you.

Leo: Raph, when I said you should be friendlier, this isn't what I meant.

Raph, aggressively stirring a cup of tea: Oh, so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you!

Shredder, who broke into the lair for some turtle soup: Two sugars, please.

Raph, smiling: Coming right up!

Donnie, holding a box: You promised you wouldn't get me bees again!

Mikey, far away: Just open it!

Raph, unbuttoning shirt: It's so hot in here!

(Y/n): Uh, yeah. But, why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

Splinter, smiling: So, my child, what is it like dating that girl?

Raph: Once, I asked for water while she was pissed at me, so she brought me a glass full of ice and said, "Wait."

Raph: I love her. 

April, yelling: He doesn't deserve you! If he doesn't treat you right, you're gone!