Don't Leave Anymore (ToG - Bam x Reader)

Chapter X

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3rd P.O.V

"Sir-"

"Is there a problem!!! My boy is alright! Right?! Tell me he's alright! Tell me!!!" V said as he shocks the life out of the nurse.

"Yes sir, everything's perfectly fine with your child. I just have documents for the birth certificate and name."

"Oh," he took his hand off their shoulders, "I see, I'm so sorry."

"It's fine, here," they handed him the papers.

"Honey," he called.

"Yes? Do you have my chestnuts already? That fast, gimme."She said extending her left hand as the other one was holding onto the child.

"No, I have something much better," he said smiling as he waved a bunch of papers.

"Papers? I don't see how they can be better than chestnuts-"

"I beg to differ," he was holding the papers in front of her.

"Ok, they might rival chestnuts, but I still want my chestnuts more." V could see practically see her lying through her teeth. Barely able to hold a big smile that was threatening to appear on his face.

"Whatever you say love, anyways what shall we name this child my lady has blessed upon this world."

"Oh, I never actually thought about that, I think I was too absorb with the morning sickness, and cravings."

"Haha, yea good times," he said sarcastically, which earned him a playful slap to the arm.

"Ow!"

"That's what you get mister. Hmph."

"Hey-"

"What are you going to slap me agai-"

"Let me finish-"

"Ok." She glared at him, as he was still interrupting her.

"I know what to name him, It should be-"

"No, I know what you're going to say, and its no."

"But you didn't even hear me say the name."

"I know you, I know you way too well, so well in fact, I even know what you're thinking." That caused her to laugh, a laugh that he loved so much.

"Then what am I thinking, Mr. mind reader that now me so well." She said tauntingly.

"Chestnut, you want to name him chestnut."

Shocked, she sat there stunned, "how did you..."

"It was simple really," at the mention of that she got upset, thinking how can it be simple to read someone's mind. "You're so obvious to read, you love chestnuts, so put two and two together."

He walked closer, taking the sleeping child out of her arms, then leaned in to whisper into her ear, "And I heard you sleep talking about it last night... and a lot of other nights" He then placed a gentle kiss on her forehead.

She cursed her stupid for talking without her knowledge. 'Why is sleep talking even a thing.'

Holding his son up in the air, like Simba, he said, "What should we name you little buddy? You don't look like a T, or a John, nor a Terry."

"How about (a boy name that's not Bam)," Arlene said.

"No, he doesn't look like a (boy name of you choice)."

Pondering a bit, V came up with a perfect name, one that he thought, and hoped his Arlene would be very pleased with it.

"How about Bam?"

"Bam? What kind of name is that! I'm not naming my child such an outrageous name."

"Don't belittle our son. What's stopping us from naming him that. It's a great name. You're just jealous you didn't think of it sooner," V said teasingly.

"No, I would never name my- our child that. I wanted to name him something more normal, even if it's not (boy's name of your choice), at least something relatively similar."

"He's not normal, at all. He's very very special."

"Yea you are right, but only about the art where he's special."

"It's perfect though, it means chestnut, just like you wanted."

"Indeed it does." She thought, "Alright, it's decided then. We'll name him Bam."

"When we have another child we should totally name it Boom, then our third will be named Pow, and our forth-" he said jokingly, but only jokingly about the names, not about having more children.

"That is if, IF we have another one!" She yelled embarrassed.

"There is no if, honey, it's either do or die, ok maybe not die, it's do or do."

Scoffing a woman turned away from her steaming cup of tea. The scene coming from the reflection of the liquid stopping as she swirled it around.

'Ew, they're too sweet and gross. They're making me want to hurl.' she thought, 'But it's quite the coincidence, that Y/n girl deciding to name the boy his given name.' she chuckled lightly.

'I wonder how the outcome of all this would be if this Bam boy was not the son of V, instead Ms. Arlene had an affair... with the doctor." she chuckled lightly.

'Or maybe even something more devious.'

"Wouldn't that be very interesting,

Dear readers."

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Published: July 16th, 2020

Word count: ~ 700 words (damn)

The person who's fixing all these 4th walls I'm breaking is not very happy at all.

I wonder why?

They only has to like fix them every hour.

No big deal.