Killer : Augh, shit. I can't feel my legs...
Kawaii : Welp... I'll go get the wheelchair-
Nightmare : No need for a wheelchair, I'll just carry him around.
Killer : Do you really want to carry me everywhere we go ? Am I that light ?
Nightmare : *guilty shrug* Meh. *carries Killer bridal style* Plus, I am the reason why you can't walk today so yeah. Sorry bout that hun.
Killer : *wraps his arms around his neck* I-It's fine...
Kawaii : Fuck you guys for being wholesome and lovey dovey all the time.
Nightmare : You're just jealous that you're single.
Kawaii : *offended gasp* BITCH, WHAT THE FUCK DID U SAY TO ME ?!? *pulls out a Nerf gun* P U T A N G I N A M O-
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Nightmare : No fucking way.
Killer : Oh, so forcing me to wear an embarrassing maid dress countless of times if fine for you than wearing a Barbie dress ?
Nightmare : Mmmm, ngl, but you'll look more sexy and even more attractive in a Barbie dress ~
Killer : I fucking hate you so damn much.
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Killer : Do you not see the condition I am in at the moment ?!? I can barely even walk or stand up no thanks to goopy octopus here.
Nightmare : You do know that I can hear you right ?
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You : *dabs in front of Nightmare and the runs away*
Nightmare : . . . Weirdo.
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[[ Ask & Dare Nightmare & Killer !!! (And Their Kids) ]] (ON HOLD)
HumorSome old book I wrote 4 years ago lol. Please don't read this 2018-2019 rubbish.