This is just a bunch of random stuff. Fandom headcanons, {insert topic here} as, etc. Newsies stuff is mainly based on 1992 version. This is basically anything I decide to post.
Newsie Character: Joseph Pulitzer - King Henry VIII - He's the sonuva* who did crap to all these people for his own greedy purposes
Newsie: Jack Kelly Queen: Catherine of Aragon Explanation: {To Pulitzer} Yo please tell me what I did to make you do this to me? Oh and I'm totally gonna be cocky about it.
Newsie: Albert Queen: Anne Boleyn Explanation: Don't tell me Albert wouldn't say "a severed head" after someone said "what hurts more than a broken heart". Albert just has all the smart ass jokes.
Newsie: Crutchie Queen: Jane Seymour Explanation: "The only one he truly loved" need I say more?
Newsie: Race Queen: Anna of Cleves Explanation: "Cause Imma player" - I don't know why but this makes me think of him playing poker. "My horses can trot up to twelve miles an hour" - he loves the horse races.
Newsie: Spot Queen: Katherine Howard Explanation: "And ever since I was a child I'd make the boys go wild" .... Look at him:
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Newsie: Davey Queen: Catherine Parr Explanation: Yo guys we shouldn't be doing thi- ok so apparently we're doing this and there's no way out. Also there's this thing about Parr being the "motherly queen"
