So in one comment thread I've somehow worked my way into, we're now listing the rules of being a newsie. So I'm just gonna put 'em here as the list goes on.
Rule 1: Grow a penis
Rule 2: Be capable of intense acrobatics and randomly breaking out in dance and song to drown your sorrows and highlight your achievements
Rule 3: There's no limit to imagination. The better headline you come up with, the less likely you are to die. It's not lying, it's just improving the truth a little
Rule 4: Learn how to play the spoons... 'cause spoons
Rule 5: Be hurt, poor, an orphan or all of the above
Rule 6A: (optional but recommended) Have a stutter, be blind, mute, and dead.
Rule 6B: If you do choose to go along with that recommendation, it's also important to have a smile that spreads like butter (the kind that turns a lady's head)
Rule 7: Know that summer sinks and winter's freezing/waiting when you works outdoors
Rule 8: Always remember that when you're famous, the woild is ya erster... ya know ya fancy clam with the poil inside!!!!
Rule 9: If we hate the headlines, we make up the headlines
Rule 10: A family looks out for each other so protect one another
Rule 11: Remember to tell the horse the hot tip you were talking about
Rule 12: We have to know why a snake starts to rattle (Cus he's scared, go and look it up)
Rule 13: The poor guys head HAS to be spinning
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RandomThis is just a bunch of random stuff. Fandom headcanons, {insert topic here} as, etc. Newsies stuff is mainly based on 1992 version. This is basically anything I decide to post.
