Who broke it: The play

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Characters: Deku Hawks bakugou Todoroki Iida Sero Kirishima Ochako shinso

Hawks: all right! So who broke it... I'm not mad I just want to know

Deku: *sigh* I did I broke it

Hawks: no you didn't Kirishima

Kirishima: hey hey don't look at me look at bakugo

Bakugo: huh what you say shit face I didn't break it

Kirishima: oh really Baku bro that's funny how do you even know it was broken

Bakugou: because you dunce it's sitting right there and it's broken

Kirishima: huh well that's suspicious isn't it

Bakugou: like hell no it's not

Iida: I do say it probably matters but ochako was the last one to be around it

Ochako: Iida you liar I don't even drink that crap and you know it

Iida: oh really then why were you around it last night

Ochako: I used the wooden stick to open up my pores everyone knows that

Deku: okay it doesn't matter let's just say I broke it I can pay for it if you want

Hawks: no this is the third time something's broken in this house and I'm not going to have midoriya pay for it again because someone won't speak up now tell me who did it

'Sero enters the scene'

Sero: who did what

Iida: we're trying to figure out who broke it

Sero: oh that thing well if you ask me to Todoroki been extra quiet for some re-

Todoroki: you're going to blame me everyone knows they don't drink coffee

Bakugou: oh sure you don't icy hot

'everyone starts arguing shinso enters the scene pulls Hawks and Deku away from everyone'

Shinso: why are you all arguing

Hawks: we're trying to figure out who broke the coffee machine that was around $1,000

Deku: I told you guys I can pay for it again

Shinso: there's no need, I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it

Deku: I should have guessed you are the only one who falls asleep in class

Shinso: so what should we do

Hawks: let's let this continue, I predict in about 10 minutes they'll be at each other's throats with war paint and a pig on a stick

Deku: *that sounds like something ka-chan would do. Start a war*

The end

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