Jimbus ee and gorb

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<captor perspective>
This bitch has the... she... what does she have... gout... chlamydia... oh! ohhhhhh its smallpox. Yeah she's diseased. Like craaaazy diseased.
She needs to be force fed chalk

<jesus (jimbus ee and gorb)>
I am he. The lorn.. Lorb...
I am an jesus
Fuck
Wrong one
WHO ARE YOU
I AM JESUSF
ARE YOU THE ONE MAKING THAT NOISE?????
NO?
HRRNNNNNGGGGGG OK CARRY ON
Thank you
I am jesus
The man
You are my temple lady
Hrrn hrrn hrrn sexy
Sexy woman
Bobs and vagene woman
Hot sexy hot
Woman
Sexy hot

<sad funeral woman>
I am at a funeral and i am sad
Because this person i know has DIED
Oh wait i forgot to tell you
This is margaret thatcher's funeral
Good fucking riddance

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