Jade's adventures

Octo Nozzle

Agent J explores the Area 2: it was larger than the Area 1, she had to find six fish, not three, and there was another Kettle Boss. She was too curios to find out who or what the next octobot was, remembering Octo Stomp...J had fun with him... especially mocking him, so it will be fun with the next octobot too. The mission begins, J moves at rocket speed with excitement "It's amazing to be an agent, and yet that manhole has always been there...how did i not notice it? Anyway my priority now is to save the Great Zapfish, Newbie and all" she thought, but while she thought an octarian goes after her, points her with his weapon and says almost screaming (in octoling language)
<<O H   H E L L O   T H E R E!>>, J jolts and scared, she shoots at random, splatting and inking everything, in fact you hear the insteric screams from the octopuses, after running out ink, opens her eyes and sees that despite the chaos...the octopus is still alive.  The octarian says another thing in the octoling language <<Take that squid>> and starts shooting J, she hides behind a wall <<No, no, no, no, i'm out of ink. Now how do i do it? *sees a Killer Wail* or i can all right>>, Agent J activates the Killer Wail, aims it at the octarian by splatting it and at the same time destroying the barrier of the zapfish. She sees it and takes it <<Keep it up!>> she says. In the next kettles it was too ez because the first chaos brought a big sign <<I must have caused a genocide sooner, well better this way>> J says. Now the second Boss Kettle is open <<Wow, you were quick this time! How did you do?>> asks Cap'n Cuttlefish, <<Well, let's say i messed up a bit...hehe>> J answers shyly <<I will never understand the youth of today...>> he replies. Agent J enters the Boss Kettle. This time the zapfish hung over what appeared to be a kind of cylinder (?) covered in seaweeds. There were the same moves as the previous octobot but this time after the slight shock the cylinder (?) turns revealing the eyes and a tap (nose), rises with a base in which a piece of tentacle appears. <<He is Octo Nozzle. He will attack you by throwing you lousy balls, what you have to do is destroy the piece of tentacle, so be amazed and in order to stun him and you know the rest>> Cap'n Cuttlefish explains. Octo Nozzle throws ball against the agent, she jumps over them, the octobot upload something <<*gasp* That's not good>> J says, Octo Nozzle throws a giant ball <<Oh shi- i mean oh squid!>> she continues. The giant ball divides into many smaller balls, Agent J jumps them <<Ah, so it was so easy... embarrassing...>> she says bored and splats the piece of tentacle. The head of the octobot goes down and he remains dazed, so J goes up and splats the tentacle (the real tentacle), the usual geyser appears and J jumps away to escape it. Octo Nozzle comes back on and adds a second base to his body, J shelters behind s wall and notices that the enemy drips his nose every time after shooting a giant ball, so the agent is gonna have fun with him too...<<*comes out of the hiding place*. Hey, you look sickly...do you need a tissue? *laughs*>>, Octo Nozzle gets angry and says things that J doesn't understand <<YOU F*CKING B*TCH!!! ALL OF YOU SQUIDS WILL DIE!!! WE OCTOPUSES WILL REIGN ON INKOPOLIS!!! AND YOU WILL PERISH FROM DIABETES, CANCER, COVID-19 AND MALARIAAAAA!!!>> but anger at the moment was overheating the octobot J notices this and shouts <<HE'S ABOUT TO EXPLODE!>> ...

B O O M

...of Octo Nozzle there is only the pink ink of J...and also the zapfish <<*whistles* So I can say... *keeps the zapfish* Keep it up!>> J says. Cap'n Cuttlefish gives to J a judgement <<Well done Agent J, you have recovered all the zapfishes also in this area...even if...i admit, you are more epic and fun than the other agents, I guess you are only because you are younger than them...however we go to the next area>>.

Author's note:
This chapter is a bit special particular *laughs slightly*, we are approaching the end of the Octo Valley, BUT don't worry, because Jade and Newbie have yet to reach "The Absolute" and i will create "The second adventure" (Splatoon 2) and "Mission Octo Expansion" (Splatoon 2: Octo Expansion), (i'm been forgotten to tell you to comment, silly me). Leave a comment and remember:

Be different and be yourself!