Sonic: Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Shadow: ?????? I don't get it?
Sonic: The fat cow is the teacher.
Shadow: Oh wow 🤣.
Tails: Thats mean 😂.
Shadee: Burn 🤣.
Shadow: My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.😂
Sonic: 😂 Good one Shads.
Tails: Ouch 😂
Shadee: Thats hurts. 😂
Shadee: Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months.
Scourge: Thats funny bae.
Silver: Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
(Everyone laughs)
Blaze: Does that include me😂
Infinite: A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Eclipse: EEWWWW
Gadget: 😂People think "icy" is the easiest word to spell. Come to think of it, I see why.
Sally:What bow can't be tied? A rainbow
Amy:A grasshopper sits down at a bar. The bartender says, "We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper replies, "Who names a drink 'Steve?'
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FanfictionSonadow,Scourgadee,Silvaze,Knuxouge,Tailsream,Infinget,GawaLot & Salamy get together to tell jokes. but can they make each other laugh or not? Have silly conversations.and more. Join.the couples as they tell the worlds most silly jokes. Warning som...
