Children joke time

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(The children)
(Sonadows children/Speedy,Dash,Diamond Evans)
(Scourgadee Children/Spikey and Shadie Hedgehog)
(Silaze Children/Silvia and Silva)
(Salamy children/Ally and Andy)
Knuxouge children/ Axel and Kwamie)
(Taiream Miles and Christy)

Dash Hedgehog Evans: Knock Knock

Speedy Hedgehog Evans : Whos there?

Dash: Piku

Speedy: Piku who?

Dash: Piku AH CHOO!

Diamond hedgehog evans Knock knock

Spikey Evans Hedgehog: Whos there?

Diamond: Gum

Spikey:Gum who?

Diamond: I'M A GUMMY BEAR IM A GUMMY BEAR. A GUMMY GUMMY GUMMY.

Shadie Evans Hedgehog : Knock knock

Silva: Whos their?

Shadie: Ah

Silva: Ah who?

Shadie: A
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

Diamond:

Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
 

Because he was always on the deck.

 Speedy:

What do you give to a sick lemon?

Lemon aid


Dash:
What do you get when you throw a lot of books in the ocean?

A title wave


Ally Rose Acorn: My moms liks this joke.
  What’s a tornado’s favorite game to play?

Twister

Speedy: Hey Ally tell your Mommy to leave our daddy alone hes happy with mommy.

Ally: MY MOM IS HAPPY WITH MY OTHER MOM THANK YOU.

Silvia: Taco

Axel: MAC

Silvia: TACO TACO

Axel: MAC DOG

Andy: Lame

Dash: YOUR LAME.

Andy: SHUT UP.

King Shadow: WOULD YOU KIDS STOP IT ALREADY

Dash: Sorry Mommy.

Ally: HA HA

Dash: Shut up.

Kwamie: What flys but can't get up.

Ally a bat with no wings?

Axel: Like you? 😂

Kwamie: I AM HALF BAT HALF ECHIDNA GET IT STRAIGHT MORON.

Spikey: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

King Scourge: HEY STOP IT SON.

Spikey: Sorry dad.

Shadie Ha ha.

King Shadee: DON'T YOU BE A MEANIE WEANIE YOUNG LADY.

Shadie: Sorry Ma.

Ally: HA HA.

Miles jr:

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Shocked

Christy:

What has two legs but can’t walk?

A:  A pair of pants



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