As all of you know, the world is fighting against systemic racism. It started in america where George Floyd was choked to death by Police Officer I'm-a-bitch-and-deserve-to-die-Derek Chauvin. We are also fighting corona virus *cough andthepresident cough*. In florida, there are more and more reported cases of the Corona virus, but i'm sick and tired of the news of Covid-19 and not the (see what i did there?) so I'm making this.
REASONS WHY I WANT TO (and should) MOVE TO CANADA
1. Barely do anything and are somehow chill throughout everything
2. Don't cause a fuss over stupid things
3. Not as judgemental
4. Their president isn't an asshole
5. Corona is actually being handled properly
6. Because. They're cool. (SHUT UP AND STOP LAUGHING LET ME HAVE MY OPINION)
7. They're not as crazy as we are
8. Cool landmarks/rivers (mostly the rivers)
9. Nice weather and climate
10. You guys know have forests.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk, now go do whatever you were doing.
Also comment. You don't do enough of that.
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