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Life's An Asshole And So Are You

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Join me on what feels like the sassiest weirdest fucktastic fabulous asexualistic lgbtqistic uplifting depressing confusing Book of Your LIFE!!!! (technically mine but hush)

#asexual #awesomness #bestchild #food #insults #life #lifestories #lyfegivesyoulemons #noromancesection #sassychild #school

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For those who are in witchcraft:


                          
1. Do not astral project if you don't know how to protect yourself.

                          
2. Deity work is NOT for beginners.

                          
3. Voodoo and Hoodoo are CLOSED PRACTICES. AKA, DON'T FUCKING DO THEM, UNLESS YOU'VE BEEN INVITED.

                          
4. Look up CLOSED PRACTICES so you don't fucking get KILLED or HARMED

                          
5. Stuff like chunks of rainbows and Sabrina shit is not cool.

                          


                          
(totally unrelated but oh my god why are villain playlists on yt so fucking awesome? same for dark royalty playlists they're just so GOOD)
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