Humourous poetry

Last night's peanut butter

Last night’s Peanut butter

Last night’s peanut butter is stuck on me teeth,

It’s horrible beyond belief to have a reef

Of last night’s peanut butter stuck on your teeth.

An immovable reminiscence on gums and lips

Greasier than any a bag of deep fried chips

Or Chinese prawn crackers with mayo dips.

It was only one slice of fresh baked bread

Spread with the crunchy stuff before bed

A pre sleep snack to enjoy while I read.

Flossing and mouthwash was a waste

The electric toothbrush with nuclear paste

Did nothing to dislodge the lingering taste.

Now I stare at a plate of veg, gravy and roast beef

Knowing when eaten the taste lingering beneath

Will still be last night’s peanut butter stuck on me teeth.