💜mostly soudam oneshots💛

💜time goes by💛

"Finally!" Miu shouted
She had just finished one of her most incredible inventions yet, when she heard a knock on her garage door
She pushed the garage door button to open it
"Miu? "I got the chinese food you asked for"
"AH HA SOUDA!"
Souda and Miu had became fast friends when they first got to high school due to them having similar talents, and due to the fact that both craved attention
As Souda places down the food he looked around in amazement, he had been there countless of times and everytime, Miu always had something new to work on, it was really cool to see what gadgets and gizmos she came up with
"Whatcha working on?"
She came out of the corner of the room that was being covered by a blanket, covered in oil
"Souda! The girl genius did it again!"
She grabbed both of his shoulder
"Miu you got oil on my jumpsuit, I just washed it-"
"Shut up, and look at it!"
She ripped the blanket to reveal, a machine that looked like a large box, with 2 doors on the side, and a BUNCH of buttons
"Woah! Miu what is this bad boy!"
"Well if you must know~"
She jumped inside one of the doors and popped her head out of the other
"IT'S A TIME MACHINE!"
Souda could not believe what he was hearing
"Bitch what?"
"A TIME MACHINE SOUDA!"
"Do you know how much money I'm gonna get for this?!"
She rubbed it up and down as if it was her baby, which disturbed Souda just a lil bit
"Uh...Miu did you...Y'know...test it?"
She started to blink fast and then made a blank face
And then BAM it hit her!
"Ah fuck! I didn't!"
"Then how am I supposed to believe it's really a time machine?"
He raised an eyebrow with a toothy grin
She frowned, but it was quickly followed with a wicked smile
"Well Souda~"
She waltzed over to him
"Why don't you and me try it?"
She said it as though she was hinting at something else
(Which made Souda gag)
"Uh...I mean I wanna try it but you can't-"
"Well why not!"
"Dumbass your the only one who knows how to control that thing"
"Ohhhh shit your right"
She backed up off of him and thought to herself,  pacing around in circles
"Hey! Why don't you bring that emo dude I saw you yelling at the other day!"
"Gundham? Ugh...why Gundham?"
"Cuz y'know he looks like someone that would be into that kinda shit y'know?"
"That's-"
"Actually not a bad idea...damn..."
"Ok then it settled! Just make sure you guys come at like 5"
"Why?"
"Ugh I gotta date!"
"N-NOW GET OUT AND ASK HIM!"
He was forcefully pushed out of there but not before he could embarrass her
"IT'S THAT ONE GIRL RIGHT!"
"ANGIE?!"
"ARE YOU GUYS GONNA FUCK"
SLAM
"Well damn I didn't even get to ask that many questions...haha"
💜Time Skip💛
Gundham was walking home when he heard a distorted voice from behind him
He turned around, looking back as if he was about to fight a demon
Though a demon would have been better than this
"Oh..."
It was Souda trying to catch up with him
He was running but slowed down as he got closer
"God...damn...how the fuck...did you get over here so fast..."
"What have you come here for Shark mortal, come to yell at me some more?"
"No...And stop calling me that!"
He pointed his finger at him as he fixed his position
"My friend wanted you to try something, so I was gonna ask you if you wanted to do it?"
Gundham raised his nonexistent eyebrows at him
"And why would I do that?"
"Well I mean, you don't have to ass-cheek, it's just that it has something to do with time travel, I know you like demons and shit but it just seemed like something you would like"
He looked down to the ground acting all shy and shit
"Hmm, that does sound interesting..."
"Alright, only because you have begged me, I shall go"
"Wait I didn't beg-"
"So, where is your friend's living space?"
Souda rolled his eyes and started walking to Miu's, with Gundham behind him
💜Time Skip💛
"MIU!"
"Oh Souda!"
She raised the the door to find Gundham
"Well aren't you tasty"
Gundham looked away, looking uncomfortable
"Miu, don't you already gotta girlfriend?" He said way more aggressive then he meant to say it
"Well yeah, but that doesn't mean I can't compliment someone! What, ya jealous?"
"Hell no!"
She rolled her eyes and Souda rolled them right back
She walked back over to her machine
"So you guys ready? Put these on so I can hear you guys"
They were like little microphones that would go in your ears, except cooler :)
They walked into the door which was surprisingly cramped
"Is this gonna kill us...?" Souda said, he saw sparks, oil and other weird stuff just popping out of the machine
"Probably not!"
"WHAT-"
And then everything went black
"K...Kaz...Kazuichi!"
Souda woke up to a bunch of shaking
"W...Where are we?"
"Oh god...I thought you had departed from this world..." Gundham whispered
He close his eyes and sighed
"Wait...did it actually fucking work?"
Souda sat up and looked around
"I believe it has, this was the street your friend is living in...or I  suppose was living in it-"
"Wait what!? What the fuck happened to my house?!"
"Oh Miu, It looks like you moved out, but enough about your house, where the heck are we?"
"Ah let me see..."
There was about 1 minutes of silence and then...
"OH SHIT!"
"What?"
"I meant to send you guys only about 2 years but I kinda did 12 years..."
"Oh my god Miu you don't even know what you're doing! Do you even know how to get us out of here?!"
"Oh...uh...of course I do!"
"Oh my god I'm gonna die in the future..."
Gundham and Souda looked at each other with regret
"But anyway I got a date to go to...I'll see you in about...4 hours, bye~"
"Wait Miu-"
Beep
"Well, what now?"
Souda shrugged his shoulders and began standing up
This place looked so different then how it looked in the present, it seemed way more advanced too
"Oh! I wanna see how Hope's Peak Academy is doing!" Souda's mind thought about the new students and teachers that would be there, he was especially looking forward to all the new improvements the building would have made
"Shark Mortal, I fear that if we mess with the future it might affect the past"
"You're probably right about that, but what's visiting our school gonna do, kill us?"
He said sarcastically with a shit eating smile
"Possibly!"
But even after those words he continued to walk to Hope's Peak, with Gundham dragging behind him, like an angry puppy
💜Time Skip💛
(I know there are a lot of time skips)
"Now are you happy?"
"No..."
nothing has changed what's so ever, the only thing that's changed is that the gum that Kazuichi put on that wall was gone
He sat there full of disappointment
"Well enough with that we need to-"
Souda was too disappointed to even care about what Gundham was looking at
"Shark Mortal I believe you may want to see this..."
"It can't be that important but ok..."
He turned around to see two people, one who he couldn't really make out, and one with pink hair
"So? Look I know I have pink hair too, but it's not that...wait what the heck?"
And then they turned around
"Is that...?"
"US?!"
Gundham quickly cover Souda's mouth
"But why do we seem so friendly with each other ?" Souda thought
Gundham removed his hand from Souda mouth as quick as he put it on
Then they started walking towards them
"Uh...shit, dude what are we gonna do?!"
"Um...just turn around!"
They started to face Hope's Peak so their faces weren't visible
As they walked around them
Souda heard a little bit of what they were saying
"I really don't feel like going on a date today-"
"DATE!?"
...
Shit
They stopped and quickly turn
And as Souda looked at them he made an awkward grin
"Hi..."
"HOLY SHIT"