The Captions

Funny Status

●Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror

●I would lose weight, but I hate losing.

●I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others!

●I wish I could mute people in real life.

●I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.

●Dear problems… Please give me some discount… I am your regular customer.

●Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.

●Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You’re one of them.

●Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

●You can never buy love, but still you have to pay for it.

●I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention!

●I’m too lazy to stop being lazy.

●I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun.

●If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

●I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

●I’m not lazy, I prefer the term “selective participation”.

●I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.

●I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.

●Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother and we should respect her!

●Never give up on your dreams keep sleeping.

●Shopping is an art. I am an artist. Respect Please.

●I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.

●I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

●I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

●“3 words more beautiful for a married woman than I LOVE YOU: No Cooking Today”

●Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

●Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

●The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants.

●You can either be right, or you can be the husband.

●In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

●Women’s apology: I’m sorry, but it was your fault.

●Yes of course I am athletic… I surf the Internet every day.

●Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up

●I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

●The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.

●I’m not crazy I prefer the term mentally hilarious.

●I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist. I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos.