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Jungkook's a hoe 😍

biggest hoe :
I HAVE ACQUIRED SOME KNOWLEDGE THAT MAY SHOCK YOU

smol chick:
it better be worth it, I stopped making out with yoongi for this

big gay energy:
EEW WTF JIMIN TMI SKSJKSMDJ

what's the tea sis??? can you say it quickly we're kinda busy here in the studio

biggest hoe:
WHAT THE FUCK JIMIN YOU ARENT WELCOME HERE ANYMORE I WISH PEOPLE WITH PARTNERS WOULD JUST VANISH!!!!

N E WAYS

I DIDNT KNOW TAEHYUNGS OLDER BROTHER WAS MY EX-FLING?????

smol chick:
REALLY?? THAT KIM NAMJOON????

big gay energy:
wait kim namjoon? HE WAS YOUR FLING???

watdahell I thought they were another namjoon, i work with him here in bighit labels??

smol chick:
WHAT?!

biggest hoe:
WHAT?!

hyung why didn't you tell me??

big gay energy:
that's why this taehyung's very familiar, namjoon sometimes mentions him to us i just remembered now ;

biggest hoe:
HYUNG WTF AND YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SAID TO SPILL EVERYTHING NO SECRETS

big gay energy:
I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS THE SAME NAMJOON YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT BACK THEN??

for all I know the guy's a really decent one so to think that he was the one who left you??

jinnie:
hey kids! since im not so busy atm I decided to go to Jimin and kook's university today :D I even brought homemade food so we can all eat lunch there

wait what's all the commotion here

smol chick:
backread hyungie

big gay energy:
HYUUUUNG HUHUHU I WONT BE ABLE TO JOIN YOU FOR LUNCH IM REALLY BUSY HERE AT THE STUDIO ATM I THINK WE WONT BE FINISHING ANYTIME SOON

can you bring some foods here plith

jinnie:
ok ok I'll drop bye at your building later before going to the uni

and jungkook we'll talk about that later ok?

biggest hoe:
I ALMOST FORGOT I have a big announcement later but it seems like hobi hyung won't be able to join us for today :"(

big gay energy:
it's fine gguk you can just tell it to me if I finish work

n e ways I CANT CHAT ANY LONGER THEY NEED ME HERE, JIN HYUNG DONT FORGET MY SHARE OF THE FOOD PLS

momjinnie:
yes yes im omw there

smol chick:
what is it this time kooks? are you going to tell us your flirting moments again

i swear if you really did fall for him

biggest hoe:
...

ehehehe well then I have some bad news for you

I SWEAR ILL TELL YOU EVERYTHING LATER

just don't get mad at me pls :(((

smol chick:
I think I already have an idea on what your "big announcement" is

if my idea turned out right, start preparing yourself

biggest hoe:
jimin please im being serious here

jinnie:
ok I just dropped by at hoseok's building I'm omw to uni

I leave for a few minutes then you two are each other's throats again

we have a LOT to talk about later

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