𝙳𝚊𝚢 𝟺: 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚙𝚕𝚒𝚝

2.4K 116 266
                                    

I love him so much, he's an absolute precious bean.
Not sure what this chapter is..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Also known as:
The war of Class 1-Arson
• Strangest Confession of Love..?
• The Chaotics vs The Fuck Yous
• The Sensibles just watch~

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

~~A wild name guide~~

• Oboro Shirakumo - Loud Cloud
• Nemuri Kayama - Midnight
• Tensei Iida - Ingenium
• Mirai Sasaki - Sir Nighteye
• Tsunagu Hakamata - Best Jeanist 
• Shota Aizawa - Eraserhead
• Emi Fukukado - Ms Joke
• Anakuro Hirooki - Thirteen
• Ryuko Tatsumi - Ryukyu
• Tashiro Toyomitsu - FatGum
• Hizashi Yamada - Present mic
• Yagi Toshinori - All might
• Enji Todoroki - Endeavour
• Rumi Usagiyama - Miruko
• Keigo Takami - Hawks
• Yu Takeyama - Mt Lady
• Kan Sekijiro - Vlad King
• Tomoko Shiretoko - Ragdoll
• Kazumi Tsuchinoko - Uwabami
• Shinya Kamihara - Edgeshot

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Thursday 23rd July 2099
~ The Circus ~
10 : 45

Tashiro Toyomitsu: I have literally just woken up. What the fuck are you all doing.

Nemuri Kayama: Its time to pick side Tashiro Toyomitsu.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Why are you wearing animal hide, where are your actual clothes? Where is everyone else? Im way too tired for this shit.

Oboro Shirakumo: There was a war. A terrible, awful, frightening war. Our country was forced to split in three. The war rages on. My crops have been destroyed–

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Im this close to a mental breakdown. Can someone explain without crying about non existent crops

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: This morning everyone got into a massive argument about something stupid, im pretty sure everyone was grumpy from sleeping on concrete but whatever. Anyway, the class split up and now we're at war. : )

Tensei Iida: Theres nothing stupid about calling Enji out for eating the last of our marshmallows

Enji Todoroki: Say it to my fucking face you turbo rat bastard

Ryuko Tatsumi: You might wanna start being nicer to us Enji Todoroki. After all, we have your son.

Enji Todoroki: You can't hurt him especially not with fucking pacifist Anakuro there.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: sON? Im sorry how long was i asleep–

Shinya Kamihara: Todoroki adopted a bird and its his son now. Well that was until Keigo stole it.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: I need a full explanation here. I've just been tossed into a three way war??

Kan Sekijiro: Well after the argument, the class split up in three groups.
The Sensibles: me, Kazumi, Shinya and Mirai. We're just watching this mess unfold with popcorn

The Chaotics: sextet of chaos, Ryuko, Anakuro, Yu and Keigo. They're just being a bunch of crackheads and its slightly threatening...

The Fuck Yous: Enji, Rumi, Tomoko, Emi and Tsunagu. The aggression is the scariest thing ive seen all week and i almost got eaten by a bear...

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: Im taking it you will be joining the Sensibles as we go about our day trying to ignore this?

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Abso-fucking-lutely

𝙲𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝟷-𝙰𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗 {𝙿𝚛𝚘 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚘 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚏𝚒𝚌}Where stories live. Discover now