𝙲𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝟷-𝙰𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗 {𝙿𝚛𝚘 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚘 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚏𝚒𝚌}

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙵𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙱𝚘𝚊𝚝

Im back, Im alive, I have exams and Im hailing Satan by stanning Tendou
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Also known as:
• The Question of Life
• Tensei gets really Seasick
• Have some faith in his swimming ability
• Everyone gets therapy

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~~A wild name guide~~

• Oboro Shirakumo - Loud Cloud
• Nemuri Kayama - Midnight
• Tensei Iida - Ingenium
• Shota Aizawa - Eraserhead
• Hizashi Yamada - Present mic
• Yagi Toshinori - All might
• Inko Raimura - Inko Midoriya
• Mitsuki Kirameku - Mitsuki Bakugou

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Wednesday 5th August 2099
~ Sextet of Chaos ~

Yagi Toshinori added Mitsuki Kirameku and Inko Raimura

Oboro Shirakumo: Its not all bad. Ive always wanted to learn how to fish

Yagi Toshinori: Thats good because according to the captain we have a minimum of a week to learn

Nemuri Kayama: Tensei don't you get like reaaaallly seasick –

Tensei Iida: I cant stay on this floating container of disease any longer

Mitsuki Kirameku: Don't fucking jump overboard dumbass

Shota Aizawa: Aaand he jumped.

Hizashi Yamada: He COULD make it if he believes

Nemuri Kayama: I don't welcome your optimism. Tensei will drown and i can't be assed to save him.

Oboro Shirakumo: No no. He's using his elbow engines to get there faster, i think he could make it

Inko Raimura: What do WE do when Tensei makes it to shore? (⌯˃̶᷄ ﹏ ˂̶᷄⌯)ﾟ

Nemuri Kayama: *if he makes it to shore

Shota Aizawa: **When he drowns

Mitsuki Kirameku: ***When a shark snarfs him up

(Im putting a little warning here. Don't read the huge paragraph if you are prone to existential crisis'. Thats all have a nice day.)

Oboro Shirakumo: The real question is: what is the meaning of life? Some say its the detours that matter. The destination is death so if course the journey is what people want because nobody wants to die other than Shota. Why does life even matter though? The world will cease to exist one day, if you get a gravestone it will be destroyed sooner or later because lets be honest nobody in the future will give a shit about some dead hero who has a weak ass quirk compared to their quirk: nuke. All stars die. The sun will die, that star i bought for 500¥ will die, i will die because im the brightest fucking star the world has ever seen, Tsunagu can fucking fight me in an abandoned building for that title. What separates us from the dinosaurs? How do we know an asteroid isn't barreling towards earth right this second? Have you checked the news recently? Theres no service in the middle of the ocean. We could miss the news stating that the world is ending. Would it matter even if we knew? Its not like we could make it back to our families in time. We'd die in the ocean on a boat full of fishermen. We wouldn't even get to say goodbye.

Yagi Toshinori: Do we need to admit you to Therapy?

Mitsuki Kirameku: Fuck that. I need therapy, he needs a psych ward.

Shota Aizawa: life is meaningless now i want to drown in the dead fish juice

Inko Raimura: You need Jesus ⪿ ◠﹏◠ ⫀

Nemuri Kayama: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU INHALING??

Oboro Shirakumo: I think theres some carbon monoxide in the air from that flaming boat in the distance.

Mitsuki Kirameku: That isn't a boat

Mitsuki Kirameku: Thats the remains of a boat

Hizashi Yamada: I wish i was on the flaming remains of a boat. Maybe the giant red seagull would stop staring at me

Shota Aizawa: Hizashi, i love you more than death so please stop inhaling the deadly gas

Hizashi Yamada: Aw sho, i love you too <3

Nemuri Kayama: Oh look. Tensei started drowning

Mitsuki Kirameku: He got further than i thought, ill give him that.

Shota Aizawa: Is he actually drowning? Its difficult to see through all the smoke n shit

Oboro Shirakumo: As someone who almost drowned earlier, he is indeed drowning and will probably die within the next 3 minutes.

Yagi Toshinori: I'll go retrieve him then

Inko Raimura: Good news! The captain said he would let us inside while the smoke cleared. Hes really nice ｡:.ﾟヽ(´∀'｡)ﾉﾟ.:｡+ﾟ

Hizashi Yamada: Didn't Rei tell us to keep you away from middle aged men?

Shota Aizawa: I don't give a shit as long as we get inside.

Tensei Iida: I don't think im gunna pull through this one gang. I see the light–

Yagi Toshinori: Thats just Inko.

Inko Raimura: Aw Toshinori, your too nice (⌯˃̶᷄ ﹏ ˂̶᷄⌯)ﾟ

Oboro Shirakumo: I can't wait to fish tho. This could be a nice break from the technology that binds us

Nemuri Kayama: Stop breathing

Mitsuki Kirameku: Damn thats mean even for me and i told to belly flop off the highest diving board.

Nemuri Kayama: i meant to stop inhaling the smoke but death works too.

Tensei Iida: muri, you've been bitchy since we got on this boat and im this close to slapping you– i mean love tapping you. 💕🧚‍♀️🌸

Hizashi Yamada: Ten did you not know about Nemuri's irrational fear of fish? Remember her gold fish?

Tensei Iida: The one that ended up having a quirk and staryed speaking

Shota Aizawa: Please tell me that was just a hallucination and this didn't actually happen

Nemuri Kayama: its voice was so deep and it actually traumatized me

Hizashi Yamada: The three of us murdered it in the dead of night. Its manly screams haunt my dreams

Mitsuki Kirameku: Id kill it too. Don't feel guilty

Oboro Shirakumo: Just imagining a goldfish with a manly deep voice makes me want to eat raw salmon.

Shota Aizawa: So your on edge because your dead quirked goldfish haunts you after you killed its sentient self

Nemuri Kayama: Yes. Thats it.

Yagi Toshinori: I'll book an exorcist when we get back home. Just in case...

Oboro Shirakumo: Still, i can't help but wonder what the fuck happened to that other boat...

☆~ Minutes ago on the other boat ~☆

Find out next chapter. Wink ~☆*

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I hath returned with new wifi. Thank Asahi.

Things should start speeding up after their second year starts because im too excited for the kiddies to join the chaos.

However if i randomly get an idea that fits better with class 1-Arson rather than class 1-A ill still write it. A reason why ive started adding dates

Sorry to leave you on a cliffhanger but  < s u f f e r >