-Julia trolls Inspector Devineaux-
A rough looking, tired Devinaux is sitting in Starbucks drinking masses of coffee and eating chocolate cake. He is yet to find Carmen Sandiego.
Julia orders a latte and sits down at his table as she waits for it.
Julia: Inspector Devinaux, are you okay?
Devinaux: Where is she! I will find her?! She can't run forever... *slams notes onto table*
Julia: Maybe you should take a break.
Devinaux: NO. I MUST FIND HER.
Julia: You really don't look well, you should get some sleep.
Julia smiles suspiciously
Devinaux: What are you smiling about..???
Julia: oh nothing.
Barista: Latte for Carmen Sandiego!
Devinaux: LA FEMME ROUGE! *jumps up*
Devinaux jumps up so fast he spills coffee over the elderly woman sitting next to him. He rushes to the counter knocking several people over.
Old woman: HOW DARE YOU RUN OFF WITHOUT APOLOGISING, YOU DISRESPECTFUL BAGUETTE!
Devinaux proceeds to attack a random woman wearing red standing at the counter.
Devinaux: HAH. I HAVE CAUGHT HER. I HAVE CAUGHT LA FEMME ROUGE *laughs hysterically holding the poor woman in a headlock*
Random woman: GET THE HELL OFF ME
He lets go of her
Devinaux: *looks at woman* You aren't Carmen Sandiego.
Barista: Get. Out.
The old woman hits him across the head with her handbag. Devinaux runs out of Starbucks, followed by an angry mob who are chasing after him.
Julia: *giggles*
She smiles as she eats the rest of Devinaux's cake and watches him run away from the angry mob.
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