Wii fit trainer: As the Yoda instructor of Mr. Mario's estate, I have been empowered to read Mr. Mario's Last Will And Testament.
Simon: Well, get on with it, the bars open soon.
Zelda: Oh, poor, dear Mario! Waaaa!
Cloud: Oh, there, there, Jenny.
Shulk: God, how predictably boring.
Bayonetta: I never worked for a kinder Man.
Wii fit trainer: If we are all seated, I shall proceed with the reading.
Shulk: I knew it.
Simon: Heh heh heh heh.
Wii fit trainer: "I, Wii fit trainer , being of sound fitness and body..."
Simon: That's a laugh!
Wii fit trainer: "...do hereby divide up my considerable estate as follows. To my overly powerful Friend, Zelda..."
Zelda: Waaaa!
Cloud: Zelda, darling, he's talking about us.
Zelda: Oh.
Wii fit trainer: "...who grubbed with her new boyfriend, Cloud, grubbed for everything they could get from me, and then uses her final smashes when A opponent is high damagerd..."
Zelda: What?
Wii fit trainer: "...To Zelda, I leave a ball to the head."
Zelda: A what?
*BONK!*
Zelda: Ow!
Cloud: Cloud, are you okay?
Wii fit trainer: "...and another ball to her anime boyfriend, Cloud."
*BONK!*
Cloud: Ow!
Simon: Hahahahaha...
Zelda: This is an outrage!
Wii fit trainer: "...ah, but still, you are my Powerful Friend, you have both admired my Rolls Royce, and since I no longer need it..."
Zelda: Oh, dear Wii fit trainer , she's too kind!
Cloud: Yes.
Wii fit trainer: "...I bequeath another ball to the head."
Zelda: What?
*BONK!*
Zelda: Ow!
Simon: Hahahaha...
Wii fit trainer: "And one more for the Anime Boy."
*BONK!*
Cloud: Ow!
Wii fit trainer: "Next, to my beer liker Simon..."
Simon: Hey, I don't want no ball to the head!
Wii fit trainer: "...to dear Simon, who has never worked a day in his vampire Hunting life..."
Simon: I'm coverin' up my head!
Wii fit trainer: "...I leave my wine cellar and three crates of my finest whiskey."
Simon: Really?
Wii fit trainer: "And a ball to the head."
*BONK!*
Simon: OH!
Wii fit trainer: "And another for Zelda and the anime boy."
*BONK!*
Zelda: Oh!
*BONK!*
Cloud: Ow!
Wii fit trainer: "Next, to my know-it-all Friend, Shulk..."
Shulk: This is so predictable...
Wii fit trainer: "...I leave a ball to the head."
*BONK!*
Shulk: Uh! I knew it.
Wii fit trainer: "And one for Zelda and the anime boy."
*BONK!*
Zelda: Ah!
*BONK!*
Cloud: OH!
Wii fit trainer: "This takes care of team obligations. And now, to Bayonetta..."
Bayonetta: Oh, uh, I don't want nothin'.
Wii fit trainer: "...who took care of the others faithfully these many, many years, who cared, made them laugh, Team up with them In battle"
Bayonetta: Oh, I didn't mind.
Wii fit trainer: "To Bayonetta, I bequeath a ball to the head."
*BONK!*
Bayonetta: OH!
Wii fit trainer: "And one for Zelda and the anime boy."
*BONK!*
Zelda: AH!
*BONK!*
Cloud: OH!
Wii fit trainer: "And so, to the frog Greninja, I leave my entire vast...ball to the head!"
*BONK!*
*GRENINJA!*
Wii fit trainer: "And finally, to my lawyer, who has helped me on this will, I leave not a ball to the head...but a rabid Tasmanian devil, to be placed in his trousers?!" Ooohhh!! Oh, huh huh huh huh, and, and, "...and I leave my entire estate of $10 million to the people of Calgary so they can afford to move somewhere decent!" Huh.
Cloud: Is that it?
Shulk: That's it?
Simon: That's disgraceful.
Wii fit trainer: There's one last thing for everyone.
Simon: Cover your heads, everybody!
Wii fit trainer: "I leave everyone a lifetime supply of Coca Cola."
Cloud:Coca Cola?
Simon:coca cola ?
Shulk: Coca Cola, that's all?
Wii fit trainer: That's all.
Bayonetta: Well, what flavor is it?
Wii fit trainer: Ball to the head!
*BONK!* *BONK!* *BONK!* *BONK!*
ALL: OW!
If you see something wrong with the script, comment
Also The ball to the head means Wii fit trainer uses her Attack with the Wii fit ball
