Just Worldly Things

The body

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Yeah this is a rant but whatever

~ Boobs why do people need boobs, and mostly focusing on girls ,really it just gives us another thing to be sore during your period, and it's pretty hard to play with a kid a little bit, like when you play tag (I know this has happened to me a lot ) The kid goes to  tag you and they hit your chest and it hurts like a bitch too. And sometimes it hurts to give a hug if your boobs are big enough , because it's chest to chest and your wrapping your arms around someone and squeezing so that squeezes your boobs in the process and it feels like shit , especially if it's a man because they most likely don't know it hurts, and I know there is breast feeding ,but there's formula for that.(Sorry that I ranted)

~Toenails:toe windshields

~Pinkie toes:corner finders (and you know it's true)

~Ears:head rings

~ Fingers:booger poles

~ Funny bone:shit that hurts bone(if you ever hit your funny bone you know that it hurts)

~ Tongue: windshield wipers(when you get your tongue and rub it against your teeth)

~ Vagina: tinkle taco

~ Penis:front tail

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Also I didn't think of all of these so if you go to Jenna Marbles YouTube channel and watch her video different names for body parts

~Remember