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" what's good vincent!" khalieah yelled through the phone.
"how the hell did you get my number because i sure as hell didn't give it to you."
"all your information is on the internet if you dig hard enough. spent all of last night searching for your address but found your number instead." she admitted. "anyway, what're you doing?"
"i was watching my highlights but i was interrupted by YOU."
she flicked him off. "i'm bored doing nothing thanks for asking you stupid dumb bitch." she responded.
"anyway. i'm bored too so i might as well stay on the phone with you. i still just don't understand how you found my number."
"does it really matter though? it couldve been worse.. i could've called your mom instead."
"you have my moms number?!" he asked.
"i have your whole family's number. don't piss me off and i won't do shit with them."
"okay it's getting weird..." he trailed off. "anyway, how do you say your name now that we're able to speak?" he asked.
"kylie-uh." she informed. "it's so ugly, i'm gonna change my name legally to elena gilbert when i'm not lazy anymore."
"why elena? why not kathrine?" he asked
she shrugged. "elena has a ring to it, i like the name better but katherine was the better doppelgänger."
"word."
"anyway, what made you wanna get on yubo?" she asked, chewing on a bottle cap.
"okay first of all that chewing is annoying. second off, i got the app because my friend mason told me i could find some friends on there. why'd you join?" he asked
"after me and my ex broke up i literally was so lonely and i crave male attention so i got the app." she explained.
"and did you get what you were looking for?" he asked.
she nodded. "kinda yeah, basically i've sent my nudes to over thirty people on there and i've met up with like 2 guys but everyone there is horny it was getting tiring so i just gave up."
"obviously you didn't give up if you're talking to me."
she rolled her eyes. "because you're not a horny fuck. and you match my vibe, i fuck with you."
"okay but how did you find my number?" he asked.
"oh my god we're back on this! nigga i am magic!" she yelled.
"no deadass i need to get whatever site you find it on to take it down, i have a following and i cant have my information that accessible."
"CAUSE OUR SONG IS THE SLAMMING SCREEN DOOR, SNEAKING OUT LATE TAPPING ON YOUR WINDOW!" she started singing.
"WHEN WE'RE ON THE PHONE AND YOU TALK REAL SLOW, CAUSE ITS LATE AND YOUR MAMA DONT KNOW!" vinnie finished.
"oh my god, you know your taylor. let's get married." she proposed
"okay!" he stared at the screen for a second. "wait, no, how did you find my number."
"grrrrr." she growled before hanging up the phone.
