When We Met

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by iconsumebread

by iconsumebread

POV: Trump

I was walking on the street at around dawn, eyes glued to the floor, I was on my way to a speech about putting Mexicans in cages but, I was harassed. I was called a fat, orange, wrinkly, racist, slug countless times. I was so embarrassed.
(Yes I'm mexican, this is a joke)

As I slowly wiped my graceful tears off of my orange face, I felt something, I bumped into someone. I looked up and immediately blushed.

"Going somewhere cutie?"

I instantly got a orange boner as I looked up and saw my celebrity crush... Joe Biden. He was so hot, 6'0 of just pure muscle and brain. I get shy sometimes...

"Oh uh, Senpai-Biden, I didn't mean to do that...

"It's fine, I have been wondering for a while.. would you like to hang out sometime soon? Maybe Femboy Hooters"

I felt my face get tomato red as I looked up

"L-L-Like a date?"

He nodded his head and I have never felt better, he looked down and saw my tiny boner, it is only half an inch, but it will grow.

He winked at me and walked away.. I got butterflies (and NOT in my stomach). Tomorrow is the day I confess my feeling for senpai. I know it.