Donald Trump x Joe Biden

Obama cheats

I arrived at Milf Denny's and took my seat, I was waiting for Bernie but as I looked around I saw someone familiar  Then I realized it was Obama-San! But... he wasn't with Joe, he was with Sangwoo. I checked the clock and realized I had time before Joe came back so I walked to Obama's table and stared him dead in the eyes. Joe-Senpai may have hurt me but I will not let anything happen to him as his Kouhai. "Sangwoo, did you perhaps know that Obama baka here is in a relationship with another man?" Sangwoo looked at Obama furiously and reached into his bag where he pulled out a baseball bat and broke Obama's ankles.

 Then I saw Biden walk in.. he was so dreamy, we had our dinner then left. "Want a lift?" Bernie asked. I looked at him and nodded. We got into his car and I realized we weren't going to my house... He parked under a tree and took off my kawaii suit then started making out with me. We tounge wrestled for dominance then in the corned of my eye, I saw Joe....