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Chat 17.

volleyball4life :

captain.daichi : sorry I have bad news guys we have to end our trip today everyone get ready pls

littlegiant. : NOOOO WE ARE HAVING SO MUCH FUN

partydude : I didn't even get a kiss from one of the setters
partydude : OIKAWA?

prettiest.setter : you can get a kick

future._.ace : can't we just stay a few days more?

captain.daichi : unfortunately not our coaches said we have to get back on our own schedules and we have to study for our exams too

future._.ace : I can tutor some of you guys! I help out our third years too

semisemi : Tsu I don't think you can help every third year here

future._.ace : Aww :(

Saltishima : he should help the chaos duo they would need it

littlegiant. : shut up Tsukishima

milk.boi : smh we don't need maths if we are going pro

prettiest.setter : that's the right spirit son

Yahabae : Oikawa-san Kageyama is your son?

memequeen : CAPTAIN YOU HAVE A SON HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO IWA AND THE TEAM

prettiest.setter : STFU I JUST RANDOMLY SAID IT

Iwajime : bold of you to assume that I wouldn't be the dad

memeking : Ohhhh Iwa approves

prettiest.setter : why should I be the mother????

kunimeme : you are the bottom

owlcaptain.hey.hey : EXPOSED

I'm.always.this.nice : OH SHIT

prettiest.setter : oh my god kunimi-

Iwajime : I mean it's true

prettiest.setter : Iwa-chan just be on my side for once

littlegiant. : wait so Kageyama is the Grand King's son?

turnip_head : and Iwaizumi-san's

littlegiant. : woah uhm so the Grand Knight? Cuz he always protects the Grand King

kunimeme : makes sense

yoursuga : Kageyama is my child tf

Iwajime : nah he is our son

milk.boi : I'm fine with that

yoursuga : Heart been broken so many times

memequeen : DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVEEEE

rollingthunderrrr : so Sejioh's mom and dad are Oikawa and Iwaizumi?

memeking : yeah

owlcaptain.hey.hey : Fukurodani's are Akaashi and I :)

akaashi.keiji. : You are more like the child tho Bokuto-san

owlcaptain.hey.hey : No I'm the dad!

akaashi.keiji. : aight

nekoma.mom : well I am Nekoma's mom and ig Kuroo is the dad he is a mess tho

tender.69 : Wakatoshi is Shiratorizawa's dad and Eita is the mom

semisemi : I'm not the mom smh

tender.69 : yes you are

semisemi : no

tender.69 : yes~

semisemi : no

tender.69 : yes :)

shirabuus. : gdi just get a room

future._.ace : SO I AM DATING MY FATHER? WHAT

memequeen : INCEST ISN'T WINCEST

memeking : guess you have to break up with him

ushiwaka : absolutely not

memequeen : sorry big guy

memeking : yeah we didn't make the rules

ushiwaka : I will be sure to aim my spikes to you two's faces in the next match

memequeen :.....you know let's leave the first year alone

memeking : great idea let's do that

ushiwaka : that's what I thought

rollingthunderrrr : PFFT

Best-senpai : Karasuno's mom and dad are Suga-san and Daichi-san but everyone knows that

thedirector : I'm the next in line single mom

Best-senpai : Huh? You aren't single I can be the dad

thedirector : great joke Ryuu

yoursuga : Yeah you made me laugh

Best-senpai : guys I'm serious

captain.daichi : didn't know you were such a comedian Tanaka

Saltishima : you got the whole house laughing

Best-senpai : I hate you guys

futakuuuuchi : I like how we went from we have to go back today to team parents

nekomas.ace : don't remind me xindiden we had fun :(

captain.daichi : yes but it's time we pay attention to our important matters

prettiest.setter : LIKe mY BirthDay TomoRroW BitchEs

littlegiant. : REALLY?? ARE YOU GONNA HAVE A PARTY?

prettiest.setter : Yes two days after my birthday on the weekend :) and everyone is invited even Shiratorizawa

future._.ace : But I didn't get a present yet :(

prettiest.setter : all good I don't need presents

memequeen : also all our presents would suck in comparison to Iwa's

Iwajime : shut up Hanamaki

memeking : yeah he even refuses to tell us

Iwajime : you two suck at keeping secrets

mad-dog : Oikawa is just getting a stick from me

prettiest.setter : how thoughtful

Yahabae : he is lying his present is actually really cute

mad-dog : shut up Yahaba

captain.daichi : alright this is nice and all but we really have to get going guys
captain.daichi : everyone pack your things let's meet up outside after everyone is done and then hug goodbye

sakusakiyoomi : ew physical contact is a way of sharing germs so no thanks

twin_01 : he will be there

yoursuga : Let's do it guys!

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I felt like I let the training camp go on too long so I am ending it and putting new things in it.

Next chapters : Instagram posts about Oikawa's birthday(with a little surprise)
and his party which may or may not end in chaos