Cat in the Hat

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Cat's POV

    Yay bacon for breakfast. Oh and with pancakes of course. hehe I forgot fruit. Ah ha ha ha. I am what Jade calls ¨A happy person¨ and I agree but everyone can be happy sometimes. Like if Beck proposed ah hahaha.

¨Oh hey Cat in the Hat¨ Andre said as I walked down the stairs.

¨ WHAT THAT SUPOSED TO MEAN¨ I screamed

¨Nothing just you are Cat and you are wearing a hat¨

¨Oh I love the Cat in the Hat ah hahaha¨

¨Sure¨

¨Morning Wierdo's¨ Jade said bitterly. Although she says everything bitterly.

¨Actually I like to be-¨ Robbie started

¨ OH JUST SHUT UP WILL YA¨ Jade screached

¨Babe please stop screaming¨ Beck said calmly

¨Actually I was yelling dumby¨ She said

Beck let out a sigh. Oh Jade hates people but I guess she loves me and beck!!!

Yay now my artical about Mr. purple that I will tell Jade, even though she does not care at all.

¨Jadey!!¨ I yelled 

¨What¨ She replied

¨Come over here¨

¨I am over here in a closet with that thing¨

¨You mean Mr. Purple¨

¨I don't care about your stupid purple giraffe¨

¨OK and now for my preformance ha I mean artical about Mr. Purple¨

¨Oh I wont leave let me just get out my phone¨

¨Ok hahahahaha¨

¨Yes¨

¨Oh Mr. Purple you are such a smart purple giraffe that I love so much. You always have a way to come up with good ideas when we play mommy or unicorn. All those games Jade won't play with me. You have really nice spots, I like to go poke and tap as many as I can in 5 seconds. We always have so much fun together and I would never want that fun to end¨ I sighed ¨I love you Mr. Purple¨ Then I gave him a hug

Then I git a ding

Jade West:  Ha tap the link to watch 26 year old tell her stupid toy she loves him

  Feeling: Proud   * smile emoji*


¨Jade you posted my video yay now everyone can see me and Mr. Purple be in love¨

¨I think people will be like 'poor giraffe'¨

¨ *gasp* I did not give Mr. Purple enough love¨

¨No Cat not what I meant¨

¨Oh ok¨

Jade's POV

Ha Cat and her stupid toy. I want Beck

¨Oh smells good Andre¨

¨Thanks Gothie¨ He replied

¨I have a name STUPID¨ I yelled,

¨Ha see Beck you think you are so smart because you thought I was screaming but no I was yelling-¨

Yay he kissed to shut me up.

¨Man your mouth¨ He said

¨What¨ I questioned

¨It is good for being sassy¨

¨And¨

¨Kissing¨

¨Yay¨

¨Hey Tori¨

¨Great Vega's made her entrinse¨

¨Nice to see you too Jade¨ She scowled

I scoff ¨Yeah so miss Vega has some sass talk in her¨ I snarl

¨Hey BREAKFAST is ready¨ Andre interfered

¨Yeah pancakes¨ Cat smiled



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