Canada: im going to make awesome foods!
Italy: Oo, with what?
*Canada takes Pizza
Italy: Pizza, i made that but good choi-
Canada:PINNNEEEAPPLE PIZZAAAAAA
Italy: Oh come on!
*Canada steals America's chips
America: hey!
Canada: Low and behold, all dressed chips!
America: hey these aren't ba--
Canada: You're not allowed to have them.
*silence
Canada takes milk*
Canada: it doesn't look right it jugs
America: .........really...
Canada: Boom Baby! Bagged milk!
*sigh of dissapointment
Canada: i got more ideas
America and Italy: oh shit
Canada: Okay so fries..
America: Mhm..?
Canada: Cheese thingys
Italy: my...cheese....
Canada: and GRAVY
America: And whats this one called-?
Canada: poutine :3
America: Putin?!
Canada: w-
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Country Humans spoofs/side stories
Humoreither dramatic side stories or comepletely random spoofs. so yeah. enjoy👌🏻👌🏼👌🏽👌🏾👌🏿👊👊🏼👊🏽👊🏾👊🏿 *Note If there is any 'dramatic side stories' nonw of them are based on real events, if they are then ill do something like this-- ×(inse...
