In a nutshell(Spoof)

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Russia x America books:
they go to highschool and oh yeah forgot to mention America's father is abusive and his brothers magically dissapear---so they like bump into eachother and Russia gets maddd and like then America finds out Russia's deep secret that he's a sad and deppressed boi who cries alottt
Then they fall in love and after some drama it go the end.

Germany books:
His dad is like litarlly bipolar cause like one minute he's getting beaten and then the other he's getting loved like a soonnn...usually he's burned out because he loves doing work and hes always nicely dressed...sometimes he falls in love with poland or canada or russia or nazi or west germany or soviet union or japan or nk or sk or Reichtangle or Yeah you get my point...

Canada books:
HE LOVES MAPLE SYRUP AND HES DEPPRESSED AND GOING THROUGH MENTAL BREAKDOWNS ABOUT HIS EMOTIONAL GIRLFRIEND UKRAINE WHO IS USUALLY IN THE HOSIPITAL. The end. :)

Stereotypes of the ch's are bad too like--

Canada - Usually drinking maple syrup. Deppressed

America - insane af

Japan - Neko neko neko neko anime neko neko manga neko neko neko neko

NK - sweet brother :)

SK - rood brother >:(

Russia - deppressed alcoholic

Australia - it only rains spiders here

New zealand - [Backround character intensifies]

Britan - gimme some of that tea you sonofabit-

France - *casually shoving baguette down peoples throays

Ukraine - ooooo flowers

China - rood. casually rood. casual. rood

USSR - stern muscular angry---*casually gets ass beaten

Nazi - weeeeeeeeeeEERRRRRR IM SO FUCKING ANGRY WWWEEEEEeeeeeee :)


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