Me: THANK YOU MORTAL/MUGGLE/DEMIGOD/ WIZARD/WITCH/DEMIWIZARD/DEMIWITCH FOR STUMBLING INTO MY STORY!
Percy: Gods she's dramatic...
Me: *turns and glares at Percy*
Hermione: Oh hush it Perce, you know how Sapphy gets
Me: Both of you, go to your rooms. And no blue cookies.
Percy: But?
Hermione: NO!
Me: It's my Fanfiction I can do what I want.
Percy and Hermione: *Grumbles
Me: Oh Sevvy? Would you please say the disclaimer?
Severus: Don't call me Sevvy.
Me: Neeks?
Nico: Don't call me Neeks.
Me: *sighs* Those two are like two peas in a pod. Moody till no end.
Severus and Nico: -_-
Mad-Eye: Someone called?
Me: No, I don't think you're even in this fanfic.
Mad-Eye: *mumbles something inaudible and leaves*
Me: Fine! DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF?
Annabeth: Now you know how I feel with Percy.
Me: o_o
Annabeth: Us characters are owned by Rick TROLL Riordan and the one and only goddess, Lady JK Rowling.
Draco: The plot is entirely the author's and...
Leo: THIS BOY IS ON FIREEEEEEEEEE!
Me:
Percy:
Hermione:
Everyone on planet earth: LEOOOOOOOO!
YOU ARE READING
The Witch of The Sea
FanfictionHermione leads a double life, half of it in a camp for demigods, and the other in a school for witchcraft and wizardry. When an old foe joins forces with a new foe, Hermione's two worlds come crashing down as they collide. And her two best friends? ...
