Three guys wanted to go to a bar but they only had a dollar so they went to a gas station and bought a sausage then they went to a bar and when they were done drinking there one of the guys put the sausage in his pants and one of the other guys started sucking it so they got kicked out they did that few more times by the end of the night one of the guys said "oh my back hurts" Then the other guy said "You think that's bad, I lost the sausage like 7 bars ago!"
