The teacher says that there are 3 birds in a tree, 2 of them got shot how many are left little Johnny said "none because they all flew away" The teacher said "wrong, but I like the way you think" little Johnny said, "there are 3 women on the bench, one of them is licking, one of them is biting a cone, the other one is sucking, which one is married?" the teacher said "The one sucking I guess?" hello, Johnny said "Wrong, but I like the way you think."
