Reid: if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. if it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Morgan: what if it bites me and it dies!?
Emily: then you're poisonous, you idiot!
Penelope: what if it bites itself and i die?
JJ: that's voodoo.
Rossi: what if it bites me and someone else dies?
Reid: that's correlation, not causation.
Emily: what if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Hotch: that's kinky.
Emily: what?
Hotch: what?
BAU: wHAT?
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