Garcia [on the phone]: ask your question you devily sexy genie!
Hotch: this is Agent Hotchner.
Garcia: i know.
Hotch:
Garcia: are you still there?
Hotch: th-thats not even how genie's work...
Garcia: what?
Hotch: genies don't ask questions, they make wishes come true...
Garcia: why are you always such a buzzkill?
Hotch: i don't appreciate you insinuating that i killed Buzz Lightyear.
Garcia: ...
Hotch: ...it was a joke
Garcia: oh thank goodness...
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