╰ 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐬 (1)

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Hotch: i'm gonna regret asking but, why is morgan hopping around with a lampshade on his head?

Reid: he's trying out to be the pixar lamp in our rendition of the movie Inside Out. careful! please! don't hop on my desk! ahhhh!

Hotch: let me guess, you're fear?

Reid: what? no...i'm riley's imaginary friend bingbong!

Hotch: right...

Emily: reid always gets to be the fun characters...

Garcia: i don't know. i think my character is pretty fun!

Hotch: you're definitely sadness and garcia is Joy.

Rossi: morgan, careful! my pasta is cooking in the kitchen!!!!

Hotch: looks like i found fear...

JJ: ughh guys can you please keep it down?! i slept all of 33 minutes last night!

Hotch: yah, she fits the profile of disgust.

Hotch:... wait you're missing two other characters...

Strauss: i swear you guys are driving me out of my mind!

Hotch: well guess what! no one fucking cares!

Derek: *stops hopping around and looks at hotch*

Reid: morgan you nailed it!

Derek: strauss is definitely riley.

Reid: yah, and hotch fits anger to a t.

Hotch: what no! i'm not part of this!!!!

Derek: sure you're not *winks*

Emily: *spills over pasta*  why does life hate me...

Rossi: no!!!!! my pasta!!!! my noodles!

Hotch: foR FUCK'S SAKE! I AM NOT ANGER!

Everyone:...

Hotch: fuck...