Emily, bursting into Hotch's office with Morgan: if morgan and i were drowning, who would you save?
Hotch, not looking up from his files: you both can't swim?
Morgan, sighing: it's a hypothetical question, hotch. now who would you save?
Hotch, still not looking up from his files: my time and effort.
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