Creepypasta YAOI/YURI oneshots

Kids are the worst!

Also requested by @JuJuoB

Kids are the WORST

||Third Person's POV||

*FlashBack*

L.J was messing around in the living room, thinking of a way to get back at his pain in the ass boyfriend, or also known as Jeff the killer. You see, Jeff had been teasing him all damn day, it was starting to seriously annoy L.J so using his candy he decided to attempt to make Jeff go into heat, like cats or dogs. Anyway, as L.J was doing this, in the other room, the one and only Jeff the killer was annoying E.J, who was eating and ready to snap Jeff in half, but because he didn't want to deal with getting in trouble with Slender for killing Jeff, E.J soon left the room, annoyed as hell and still hungry. But now bored Jeff, wondered what he could do 'Well I could tease L.J again..or I could go killing' he thought to himself, but ultimately decided to just go on a killing spree, so after deciding this he got up from his seat and left the kitchen, then went to find his knife. He didn't have it on his person. Why? Because he was no longer allowed too, since Slender was getting tired of Jeff accidentally stabbing himself or others with it. However when he got to his knife, which was strangely on the table, beside the couch, since he remembers putting it in his room, but the last thing he was expecting was a piece of candy to be on his knife blade. Jeff, confused, curious, and somehow not suspecting a thing, he picked up the piece of candy, unwrapped it and put it in his mouth. It was like a smartie so while grabbing his knife he crushed it between his teeth and ate it. He headed to the door, looking at SmileDog who was waiting at the front door for him, and suddenly Jeff stopped, his body felt weird to him. The candy had kicked in, and out of nowhere everyone in living room froze, BEN who was playing video-games stopped mid-action, Jane and Clockwork who were talking stopped mid-speech, Smile who was waiting for Jeff by the door stared, Sally and Toby was were playing on the floor stopped playing as thick black smoke suddenly wisped around Jeff, surrounding him in it's smothering fog. Then when it disappeared, there sat a toddler version of Jeff, he was on the floor, his knife a couple feet away and he immediately started crying, confused and scared. Smile Dog ran out of the Mansion and everyone who was in the living room looked at Homicidal Liu AKA Jeff's brother who had just walked out of the kitchen and was staring at the scene in front of him "Liu, please your his broth-" BEN had started, putting down his controller and standing up, but was immediately cut off by Liu yelling "I FIRE MYSELF FROM BEING HIS BROTHER! HE'S SOMEONES ELSE'S PROBLEM!" and running upstairs to his room. Everyone just stared for a moment, including Jeff, then Jeff started crying again, now wanting to be picked up "Where's L.j!?" BEN yelled over Jeff's crying, Jane and Clockwork had quickly walked out of the room, and Toby and Sally were trying to ignore the cries, since Sally was too young to pick Jeff up and nobody trusted Toby to pick Jeff up due to his twitches not even himself, and strangely enough L.J wasn't in the room, and BEN yelled once more "L.J!!" then L.J teleported into the living room, annoyed and confused "What's going o-" he stopped talking and just stared at toddler Jeff and said "That….that wasn't supposed to happen" Jeff stopped crying and stared at L.J, intrigued by L.Js appearance "You did this?" BEN questioned "Yeah.." L.J answered him nervously "Then you're taking care of him" BEN said, picking up his controller and sat on the couch this time as he played 'Okay, this can be that hard, right?' L.J thought to himself. Oh, but he was so wrong 

*Current Time* 

||L.Js POV||

OH MY GOD! THIS KID IS HORRIBLE! AND I AM TERRIFIED! Okay, so. After Jeff turned into a kid, I was assigned to take care of him, understandable. This fucking kid chased me around with his damn knife! He got Eyeless Jack pissed at me, which isn't a good thing, sure I may be a demon clown, but he's also a damn demon, and terrifying demon when pissed! Jeff stole BENs games! Then he fucked with Sally's toys! Jeff is going to be the death of me, literally! Currently I was trying to find him so I can fucking feed him, but of course he had the best damn hiding place ever! I've looked everywhere for this damn kid! Never am I going to do this again! How did the candy make him into a kid anyway?! And why was he so fucking scary?! Anyway, enough complaining I need to find Jeff. I continued to look and ask around, and as I was looking in the living room, thinking he was hiding, I heard E.J scream "GODDAMNIT! L.J!!!!!!" I froze then  glupped, fearing what had happened, since E.J sounded pissed, not wanting to make wait any longer I quickly teleported to him,.and stared as I seen him holding Jeff by the hoodie, then I noticed two things, there was a stab mark on E.Js arm, which was bleeding, and Jeff's knife, was on the floor, the blade bent. I knew I fucked up because E.J was seething and glaring at me, now we're the same height, so he was glaring in my eyes, which is the scariest thing in my opinion due to his lack of eyes. I was suddenly brought out of my thoughts by him saying "I swear to every damn god and hell demon out there, you take this fucking abomination and you put him to sleep, or I will. Both will have different outcomes" then after he finishes speaking he legit threw Jeff at me, and I caught him before he hit the ground Jeff just fucking giggled as I nodded at E.J, terrified. He growled, pointing to the door of his room, that's when I realized we were in his room, and I immediately thought 'HOW THE HELL DID JEFF GET IN HERE?!" But before I pissed E.J off anymore I quickly left to go feed Jeff before putting him to bed, and downstairs and to the to kitchen "I swear, Jeff stop trying to get me killed!" I whispered/screamed to him as I walked to the table to put him in a chair, but of course he just had a giggle fit, laughing at my misery. I sighed and grabbed him a sandwich I had made earlier that day and gave it to him. I seriously regret thisssss. After Jeff was done eating he tried to get out of the kitchen, without me noticing but fortunately for me, I did notice quickly picked him up and saying "No, you're going to bed" then I immediately thought 'Before you really cause my death' he suddenly started crying and struggling, but I kept my hold and headed upstairs and to the room, I entered our bedroom and laid him down and quickly ran to the door then locked it so Jeff couldn't escape, Jeff cried and struggled before he finally passed out, I sighed in relief as I laid him down on the bed and covered him up. I sat down on the bed, completely regretting my decision when I heard a popping noise I turned to face Jeff scared he woke up but stopped when I seen my candy had wore off and he was normal again, I literally mentally cheer and just cuddled him, hoping I don't die tomorrow

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Another request! I'll do the rest tomorrow! But I have some motivation! Well, a little anyway..
Sorry I haven't been updating at much, I just don't have motivation because of things that are happening IRL so
I'm really sorry, and I'm sorry for it being short seemly rushed

So, I'm sorry too JuJuoB and BIOPOLARFROG but I don't have and can't get Snapchat. I don't have enough space on my phone.
But honestly it's probably for the best, you see I have social anxiety, and I was already starting to over-think and get anxious over the mere thought of going to another platform to talk like that, and I don't really want too fuck something up. Plus I probably wouldn't be good friend, I tend to be clingy, emotional and lie about serious stuff(mainly about my feeling so) and that's makes people leave me so, I just don't want you suffer with me.
Anyway, aside from that, you guys seem like good people! And I'm glad you enjoy my book!