You can't date until you're 46 [The Shinazugawa Brothers]

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(I got inspired by this after I played with my cute cousins,they're still fairly young since the oldest is in second grade primary school. The fact that they always wanted to play with me rather than with my big brother is so funny and exhausting at the same time 🤣)

Some cute loving Headcanon about these two with a little sibling!reader.

Modern!AU

° Wow you're the third oldest in the Shinazugawa family? Congrats you have an (over)protective and a sweet Big brothers at your side ready to fight.

° Genya isn't that bad though,atleast not as bad as Sanemi.

° The mf Doesn't let go alone,even if you protest that you can handle things by yourself.

° Nu Uh Sweetie,Now go buy the groceries with Genya by your side.

° Genya,although still protective understands that he shouldn't baby you too much and that You have to mature at some point.

° That doesn't mean he won't supervise you though,he'll just help you when you really needed help.

° Sometimes Sanemi feels kinda bad because of his behaviors,in order to make it up to you,he cooks your favorite dinner and buy you chocolates and desserts to munch on.

° Sanemi treats all his little siblings with the same Overprotective attitude,so sometimes you and the other younger ones like to rebel or protest againts him.

° Bruh Genya is a great listener,Whenever there's problem arise just go to Genya and he would approach you with snacks (and cuddles if you like that),a shoulder to lean on and a listening ear.

° Although sure you can go to Sanemi too,but he sometimes won't shut up.

"So there's this person—"

"HUH?! WHO?! LET ME BEAT THEIR ASS"

"I've been feeling kinda down–"

"WHAT?! LET ME BEAT THAT SADNESS—"

"PHYSICALLY YOU CAN'T!!"

° It's better if you go to Genya when you want to vent lmao.

° But when it comes to Fashion 👀

° Sanemi has a great fashion sense,he can rock clothes that would look ugly on others.

° And he won't shut up about other people horrible fashion choices,even if it was his siblings included.

° "Why are you wearing Green pants with Red Shirt?! Change it!"

° "Don't Unbutton those Buttons!! You look like a Hobo!"

° "Why are you wearing the same pants as Popeye?! Even he would be dissapointed!!"

° "What kind of abomination would wear those Pikachu shirt with that shoes?! Now Pick-at-chur shoes and throw it away!!"

° The gordon ramsay of fashion,dare I say.

° Your mother likes to joke around about how protective the two oldest,effectively making them embarrassed.

° Even if they are protective, Fortunately they can't say no to your puppy eyes

° "No you already ate two ice cream,No more." "..." "..F..Fine! Just don't look at me like that!"

° Sanemi has some anger issues that sometimes rub off on you and the other younger ones,when he found out about this he tried his best to control himself.

° Baby don't want his little siblings to be like him 'cause he knows that he's a big meanie 🥺

° Genya is like that One big brother that you always wanted to have but can't never have.

° He's so sweet and caring on the outside but on the inside he was asking himself if he's being a good brother.

° even though Sanemi and Genya is the top oldest,the youngers ones tend to listen to you more lmao.

° They like to trail behind you like little ducklings and WON'T  LEAVE YOU ALONE

° When it comes to dating,Sanemi is not okay. You are still so young wait until you're 46 damnit 😤😤

° Genya however encourages you to meet with new people, and get to know them first before dating.

° ring ring ring

° you hear that?

° IT'S DINNER TIME

° Phones down,wait for everyone to sit down before digging in.

° When it comes to dinner,those two up there is the rules.

° And if you don't listen,then eat in your room by yourself.

° Eating together is much more enjoyable than eating by yourself.

° as we all know,Genya is not too good at math

° If you come to him for help,he would probably struggle with you while trying to solve the problems

° it's the blind leading the blind.

° Sanemi is great at math,but his teaching technique is brutal.

° uhh

° I lost inspiration

° so that's all for now

° see you later

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