Dont Read These Imagines

Alan Ashby #1

Imagine: Y'all Get Stoned.

She came back home with shopping bags in hand.

Alan was on her couch playing some game.

"He should really just move in", she thought to herself. "There's no point in him having his own place if he's here all the time when he's not at home."

Alan's eyes don't leave the screen, even when she greets him.

"Hey Babe." He doesn't even look at her from the corner of his eye.

She felt a little offended but quickly brushed it off so she can go put away her bags.

She can back with a bag in hand and sat down next to him.

She places her head on his shoulder, hoping to get his attention.

"Baby..." She groaned when he doesn't even move.

"Huh?"

"Do you wanna see what I got for us?"

"Give me a minute, Babe."

"But you'll like it." She said in a high pitched voice.

"What is it?" Alan looked at the bag in her lap for a brief second.

It was a plain white paper bag and he couldn't see a logo.

"Is that something from the sex shop?" He smirked.

"Nope."

He paused his game and looked at her confused.

"Then... What is it?"

She pulls out a tall, long pink bong and a container of bud.

Alan watched as she opened a bottle of Perrier and poured it into the new bong. She loaded up the bong and used a cheap BIC lighter to set the grass ablaze.

She took a hit and inhaled slowly.

She held it in for a couple seconds and exhaled a thick cloud.

Alan took his turn.

The woman watches the thick smoke escape Alan's lips.

"This is good." He praises.

"Thought you would like it."

"Your lip gloss is good too."

"Yeah? It's from Sephora."

"Cool. Can I taste it?"

"Ok." She smiles.

He leans in and captures her lips in a chaste kiss.

He smiles as he pulls again then licks his lips.

"It's really good."

They took turns with the bong.

"Let's watch a movie." He spoke up.

"A real movie or you feeling dirty?"

"A movie, like Netflix. Besides you're more pervy than me."

"Nuh uh!"

"Yes! You thought I was talking about porn when I just wanted to watch a movie."

"Cause you're a perv."

"Whatever."

They searched for what to watch.

They settled on Nerve.

"I don't know who's more fine Dave Franco or Machine Gun Kelly."

Alan glares at her.

"I would totally fuck Emma Stone."