Toe Fungus| Shrek X Spongebob

papi?

"FUCK NO" said spongebob as millions of teletubbies stampeded toward him saying "papiii?" in very manly voices. then they all jumped on top of spongebob and forced him to breastfeed them. spongebob started to cry silently because he felt like he might die because his flat chested ass didn't have no milky wilky, only raw flesh and blood. oh and he was also sad cuz shrek was dead, but that wasn't that big of a deal.

Eventually all of the teletubbies stampeded off of a cliff commiting suicide leaving spongebob alone and breastless. Then he got off and jumped off the cliff, but he didn't die cuz he's a bad bitch. he used the teletubbies as a trampoline and then he cooked them. "Dumb television lookin asses" said spongebob. His friend Mr Krabs was opening up a restaurant called the krusty krab tomorrow and spongebob had a great idea.

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