Oikawa: It's cold outside
Oikawa: But I'm still dressing like a thoty
Oikawa: Because a hoe never gets cold
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Yamaguchi: I saw you hanging out with Kuroo yesterday
Tsukishima: Y-yams it's not what you think
Yamaguchi pulling out a gun: I won't hesitate bitCH
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Goshiki: HEY!
Goshiki: No swearing on my profile
Goshiki: No hecks, no fricks, and no double-decker dicks
Goshiki: Okay?! Have a great night
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Haikyuu Headcanons, Incorrect quotes and more
HumorSome random Haikyuu shit I came up with in the middle of the night. There will be shipping if you don't like it don't read it. All art that may be used isn't mine (Unless specified) and credit goes to the rightful artists. Cover art is mine. 15K 01...