Tendou @ Ushijima: MMmmmmm sir, shall we perform an unholy act at midnight
Tendou: I joke, I joke, I joke-
Tendou: But on the contrary
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Tendou: Y'know you're talking a lot of shit for someone with 2 perfectly good eyeballs each priced at about $762 on the black market
*Boops apposing blocker*
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Haikyuu Headcanons, Incorrect quotes and more
HumorSome random Haikyuu shit I came up with in the middle of the night. There will be shipping if you don't like it don't read it. All art that may be used isn't mine (Unless specified) and credit goes to the rightful artists. Cover art is mine. 15K 01...