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Bold – Nick
Italics – Alexandre

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Nick

You've got to stop spamming my DMs and texts with pictures of babies

I'm starting to get ads for pregnancy apps since our texts for the past month have been you sending me pictures of babies and calling them cute

Sent at 4:09 PM

That's because they *are* cute

You know what?

Now that I think about it

You also complained when I spammed you with pictures of food

Sent at 4:13 PM

That's nothing compared to this, mon amour

You did that for a week before you lost interest

It's been over a month

Sent at 4:13 PM

You don't love me :(

Sent at 4:14 PM

Your nickname wouldn't be 'mon amour' if I didn't

Why are there even instagram pages that post pictures of babies?

That's just creepy.

Sent at 4:14 PM

IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE CUTE, ANDRE!

You have no appreciation for adorability

Sent at 4:15 PM

I don't think thats a word

Also I appreciate a cute baby when I see one

Cece was (and still is) adorable

Sent at 4:15 PM

Yeah, that's why I tried to take her away

Sent at 4:15 PM

Kidnap her*

Anyways, I appreciate them

I just have no interest in them, mon amour

Sent at 4:16 PM

It's okay, they'll grow on you

Seen at 4:16 PM

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