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Mikey: Exercise is very important for a healthy lifestyle. This is why I do yoga daily.
[A few moments later]
Mikey: *Laying facedown on the ground*
Leo: Mikey, you can't just do the corpse pose for an hour.
Mikey: WATCH ME.
Raph: You okay?
(Y/n), crying: Yeah, it's just these onions. *Leaves the kitchen*
Raph, talking to the onions: What the shell did you say to (y/n)?
Mikey: Do you ever get water hungry?
Leo: Do you mean thirsty?
Mikey: ...water hungry.
(Y/n), with their weapon: Everything is a boomerang is you throw it up!
Leo: ...I don't know what to do with this information.
Mikey: *sneaks into the lair wearing a huge coat*
Donnie: What's in the jacket?
The jacket: *meow*
Mikey: Pizza.
Leo: Migraine?
Mikey, wincing with his hand on his head: Superglue, actually.
[In a battle with the Purple Dragons]
(Y/n): *Whips out a gun*
Raph: WHO THE SHELL ACTUALLY GAVE HER A GUN?!
Raph: Good job! Here, have some water.
Donnie: Raph, this isn't water.
Raph: Yeah, it's v*dka.
(Y/n), comforting Donnie: Don't let her break your heart, you only have one.
Raph: Yeah, break Casey's bones; he's got two-hundred and six.
Mikey: When I was a child-
Splinter: You're still a child.
Mikey: Okay, I admit I can be a little petty sometimes.
Donnie: You once edited a Wikipedia page to win an argument with me.
Leo: Your smile? Makes my day.
(Y/n): Your happiness? Helps me live.
Raph: A room? F*cking get one.
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