𝖳𝖱𝖨𝖠𝖭𝖦𝖫𝖤 ┊͙ 𝐲. 𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐚 ﹢ 𝐤. 𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢

꒫ ᵗʰʳᵉᵉˢᵒᵐᵉ

5:35 A.M.

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ennoshita:
AJJAIAHVSI BITCHES I GOT TEA

y/n:
oOoOo spill the tea

kenma:
i'm surprised you texted first

terushima:
WHATS THE TEA

akaashi:
you whores
I was sleeping

terushima:
SHUSH BABE

y/n:
WHATS THE FUCKING TEA

futakuchi:
YESS SPILL

ennoshita:
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
GUESS WHO SAW A THREESOME HAPPENING IN THE CLUB ROOM
THIS BITCHH

yahaba:
well that's unsanitary

ennoshita:
NOO BUT YOU WONT BELIEVE WHO IT WAS

y/n:
DONT BE SHY

terushima:
TELL US WHO

ennoshita:
IT WAS NISHINOYA KIYOKO TANAKA

y/n:
WHATTTTTT

kenma:
i- did I read that right

akaashi:
suddenly i'm hellen keller 🧑🏻‍🦯

futakuchi:
she really said ✨𝑑𝑜𝑢𝑏𝑙𝑒 𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒅 𝑜𝒓𝑒𝒐✨

yahaba:
^ that was outta pocket and you know it

terushima:
nahh
what was outta pocket was the fact that she let those second years hit and not me😔
heart❤ been broke💔 so many times ⏰ i👁 i dont🤷‍♀️ what to believe 💭 yeah 👍 mama 👩 said 🗣 it's my fault👎

y/n:
i- um..
i'm uhh gonna go

ennoshita:
where are you going?

y/n:
my uhh friend... yagami is calling me

terushima:
don't have too much fun without us !

y/n:
ofc I won't hehe
BYEEE

y/n has logged out

akaashi:
she was acting weird

ennoshita:
definitely

terushima:
maybe it's a girl thing

futakuchi:
what if she went to go like jack off or sum?!

yahaba:
you stupid ass
girls don't jack off they finger themselves or use a 𝒹𝒾𝓁𝒹ℴ

futakuchi:
shut up you knew what I meant
but what if she went to go do that

ennoshita:
why would she ?

terushima:
yea you gotta be turned on to feel like doing that type of stuff

futakuchi:
maybe she wants to be a✨𝑑𝑜𝑢𝑏𝑙𝑒 𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒅 𝑜𝒓𝑒𝒐✨

akaashi:
sir-
you are canceled

futakuchi:
why—

terushima:
you heard the gorgeous king
you're canceled

futakuchi:
but-

kenma:
you dare defy the king ?
𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥

ennoshita:
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futakuchi:
idk what that means but i'm scared—

futacoochie has been canceled
▵

futakuchi stared at his phone in disbelief.

" it literally just kicked me out the chat !? "

" blast those meddling kids "

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