𝖳𝖱𝖨𝖠𝖭𝖦𝖫𝖤 ┊͙ 𝐲. 𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐚 ﹢ 𝐤. 𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢

꒫ ᶜᵃᵗˢ ˢˡᵉᵉᵖⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒᵍᵉᵗʰᵉʳ

12:24 A.M.

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akaashi:
somebody kick y/n and terushima out

y/n:
WE DIDNT DO IT

terushima:
CHILLLLLL

futakuchi:
oya? a break up
lemme get the popcorn

yahaba:
🍿🍿🍿🍿

ennoshita:
we stan when he gets a popcorn for each of us

kenma:
damn this why he always be on his phone ?
y'all text a lot

terushima:
kuroo?

kenma:
yesssirr

y/n:
hey boy bestiee

kuroo:
heeyyyyyy

futakuchi:
bestie ?

y/n:
yup yup
i got his number a little while after the first time we got on ft
he's been mah bestie ever since

yahaba:
you make it seem like y'all been friends since birth

y/n:
bruh stfu

akaashi:
so who gon kick them out tho..

terushima:
IAJAJAGEU WE SAID SORRY

y/n:
it wasn't even fully our faulttttttt

futakuchi:
y'all still didn't tell us what happened

akaashi:
terushima and y/n told Kuroo, Daichi, Suga, AND Yaku
that i like bokuto

y/n:
WAIT wAiT wait
if you're gonna tell it tell the TRUTH

akaashi:
it is the truth

terushima:
no it's nottttt
we tried to tell you but you don't wanna LiStEn

y/n:
we only told Daichi
he probably told his husband Suga
and Suga's a team mom so he probably told Yaku
and Yaku told Kuroo

kenma:
yeah Yaku told me

terushima:
SEEEEE sEeEe

ennoshita:
oOoHh

futakuchi:
wait a fu-
Kuroo

kenma:
hm?

futakuchi:
are you and kenma in the same bed

kenma:
mhmm

ennoshita:
did'ya do it.. yk
✨ aggressively cuddle ✨

terushima:
🤜 assault him with a friendly weapon 🍆

yahaba:
👊 bake the potato 🥔

y/n:
did' ja ✨ bang ✨

futakuchi:
🤜 beat 😏 his guts 💦

akaashi:
👉 get 👌🏽 INtimate 💧

ennoshita:
🛌 bedroom 🐂rodeo🐃

terushima:
🔆 bend him over a barrel and show him the 50 states 🔆

yahaba:
yk.. boom boom 💥
boinking
bonestorming 🦴
⚽️ bouncy 🏈 bouncy 🏀
bow chick a wow wow😯

y/n:
bruising the beef 🥩 curtains

futakuchi:
buckwilding
buttering the biscuit
bushwhacking

akaashi:
buzzing the brillo
bUsT around with BaLlS

kenma:
you weirdos are in alphabetical order too-
any ways we did

terushima:
no but did you ACTUALLY go in this time

y/n:
yk.. his ᵃˢˢ

kenma:
duhh I went balls deep in him—

ennoshita:
well damn-
get you some sir

futakuchi:
I fucking bet kenma purred

kenma:
NFRUHUHU HE DIDDDD

terushima:
YOOO

yahaba:
it's the unnecessary details for mE

akaashi:
that's definitely enough for tonight..

ennoshita:
gotta dash—

y/n:
𝚝𝕙𝐚𝚝𝕤 𝐚𝚕𝕝 𝐟𝚘𝕝𝐤𝚜

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