The lunatics

Approved

Dean's POV

I walk in the room and I see Aj on the phone with somebody

Aj:(On the phone) No it's like we go out to eat or whatever and it's like he doesn't even acknowledge me it's like I'm not even there sometimes I could just dump him he's such an asshole sometimes

I clear my throat and Aj drops her phone and I walk over to my bed and lay down

Dean:Boy troubles?

Aj:I'm on the phone

Dean:Yeah loudly sounds like you haven't had a good dicking in a while

Aj:Hey Cee I'm gonna call you back

Aj hangs up the phone and turns towards me and I look at her confused

Dean:What?

Aj:Since you know everything what am I doing wrong?

Dean:From what I heard everything

Aj:What are you talking about?

Dean:When you and Nic—-

Aj:I'm not dating Nick

Dean:So then who is the unlucky guy?

Aj:Phil...

Dean:The scrawny tattooed "Straight edge" weirdo

Aj:He's not a weirdo!

Dean:Okay well when was the last time HE planned a date for you two?

Aj:I think when we were in Dallas

Dean:That was like 5 months ago

Aj:Yeah...

Dean:He clearly shows no initiative when it comes to you so you do the same simple

Aj:What?

Aj stands up and I see her lace panties creeping above her pajama shorts and I focus my eyes back on my phone

Dean:He clearly doesn't care enough to make plans with you and let's you do all the work

I stand up and grab Aj's phone and look at the text him Phil then the time

Dean:It's 12:36 and he's texting you to come to his hotel room

Aj:HEY!

Dean:You're clearly a booty call to him

Aj:No I'm not

Dean:Then why doesn't he make plans? Why is he so concerned about you coming back? Why doesn't he acknowledge you at work?

Aj:Because he's really busy

Dean:The last time you two were having...sexy time how long did you stay

Aj:I don't know about half an hour

Dean:Do you see a pattern here?

I take my shirt off and Aj stares at me in disgust and I smirk and show off my chest

Dean:Look when he kisses you does he acknowledge the fact that he's kissing you?

Aj:We hardly kiss