armed detective agency
⬤ active nowkunikiDAD : DAZAI!
sushi : why is your name like that, kunikida-san?
sushi : i'm not a sushi : (
queen bi : be grateful dazai because i will spare you this time
farmerboi : hey, this suits me too uwu
greatest detective™ : be grateful dazai because i will spare you this time (2)
awesome-u is now active
awesome-u : @queen bi @greatest detective™, i'm forever in your care.
awesome-u : my beloved kunikidad, why are you so angry? ฅ'ω'ฅ
kunikiDAD : change my name back!
awesome-u : nah to the ah to the no no no
matrix : my name is no
matrix : oh i thought we're going to sing.
big brother! : did you all saw kyoka-chan? i think i lost her when we got close to a crepe van.
sushi : she's probably buying, naomi-san.
crepes and bunnie : damn right
kunikiDAD : who taught her that?!
sushi : @awesome-u
farmer boi : @awesome-u
queen bi : definitely @awesome-u
big brother! : @awesome-u
matrix : i think i heard @awesome-u yesterday
crepe and bunnies : it's @awesome-u san
greatest detective™ : according to my ability, it's @awesome-u and i suggest him to run because i can see kunikida's dark aura from my seat.
awesome-u : y u betray me like this Σ(っ゚Д゚;)っ
awesome-u : @greatest detective™, you're literally sitting on the table beside kunikida and i gotta run.
kunikiDAD : DAZAIII!!
neko kaichou : 911, i think i just witnessed a murder
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Fanfictionawesome-u : what is your biggest fear? sushi : orphanage heads cough cough : the unstoppable marching of time that slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death. kunikiDAD : i knew that this joint groupchat will be a complete mess. ━━━━━━━━━ ⸙ ━...