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kunikiDAD : DAZAI!

sushi : why is your name like that, kunikida-san?

sushi : i'm not a sushi : (

queen bi : be grateful dazai because i will spare you this time

farmerboi : hey, this suits me too uwu

greatest detective™ : be grateful dazai because i will spare you this time (2)

awesome-u is now active

awesome-u : @queen bi @greatest detective™, i'm forever in your care.

awesome-u : my beloved kunikidad, why are you so angry? ฅ'ω'ฅ

kunikiDAD : change my name back!

awesome-u : nah to the ah to the no no no

matrix : my name is no

matrix : oh i thought we're going to sing.

big brother! : did you all saw kyoka-chan? i think i lost her when we got close to a crepe van.

sushi : she's probably buying, naomi-san.

crepes and bunnie : damn right

kunikiDAD : who taught her that?!

sushi : @awesome-u

farmer boi : @awesome-u

queen bi : definitely @awesome-u

big brother! : @awesome-u

matrix : i think i heard @awesome-u yesterday

crepe and bunnies : it's @awesome-u san

greatest detective™ : according to my ability, it's @awesome-u and i suggest him to run because i can see kunikida's dark aura from my seat.

awesome-u : y u betray me like this Σ(っ゚Д゚;)っ

awesome-u : @greatest detective™, you're literally sitting on the table beside kunikida and i gotta run.

kunikiDAD : DAZAIII!!

neko kaichou : 911, i think i just witnessed a murder

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