[got this lines from brandon rogers so expect offensive language here im bewwy bewwy sowwy]
i will crush you ᵒᵐᵍ ⁱˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵃ ʳᵃᶜᵒᵒⁿ : I WANNA BELIEVE YOU'RE A LIBRA
i will crush you ᵒᵐᵍ ⁱˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵃ ʳᵃᶜᵒᵒⁿ : BUT YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A FUCKING GEMINI
greatest detective™ : DON'T YOU SIGN SHAME ME!
i will crush you ᵒᵐᵍ ⁱˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵃ ʳᵃᶜᵒᵒⁿ : I'M SORRY, MY PLANETS ARE ON RETROGRADE!
s. zombies : stars aren't real
s. zombies : the earth's flat, you dumb fcks
i will crush you ᵒᵐᵍ ⁱˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵃ ʳᵃᶜᵒᵒⁿ : *snorts*
greatest detective™ : Leos
[Ranpo is a Libra while Lovecraft is a Leo haha]
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well, the life gives you lemons : hello?
port's momma : is your refrigerator running?
well, the life gives you lemons : yes, of course, why?
queen bi : you're gay
well, the life gives you lemons : *agonizing screeches*
[i hope no one got offended :( ]
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big brother! : i wanna go to the mall
awesome-u : and why would you like to go to the mall?
matrix : we love shopping
awesome-u : i was talking to your sister
matrix : •••
awesome-u : *looks at naomi*
big brother! : we love shopping
awesome-u : we don't need to go to the mall
big brother! : we don't?!
awesome-u : i will teach you how to shop from home
matrix : like Amazon™?
awesome-u : i'll punch you square on the face
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kunikiDAD : *printing*
awesome-u : *arrives like a boss*
awesome-u : move i'm gay *pushes kunikida out of the way*
sushi : *retrieves the fallen papers*
awesome-u : in a workplace, being gay has it's perks.
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mr. fancy hat : i sleep to forget but i always remember
mr. fancy hat : *sees dazai* NO RUNNING YOU PIECE OF SHT!
awesome-u : i'll run as much as i want too
awesome-u : running is a great way to clear up last night bad choices
awesome-u : i had cheese cakes
awesome-u : i just love living like--- *trips at a tent* woah
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i'm just a rich old man : every year, i detest the holiday that celebrates that one thing i cannot buy
i'm just a rich old man : *looks at the camera* love
[that's all lol]
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