hOlY sHiT! tOnY sTaRk?!

oMgiTsNiCkfUrY

a child and his 7 concerned parents

bi-derman
gang gang 😎

tin can
pete its 4am wHy aRe yOu aWaKe?!

capsicle
why are YOU awake tony?

Legolas
why are YOU awake steve?

bucky
why are YOU awa-

scary russian lady
for the love of all that's holy please shut the fuck up.

enormous green rage monster
so why IS peter awake?

bi-derman
OK! 💅 sOoOooO i was swingin around, doing patrol, as you do! when i was kidnapped!

tin can
WHAT!?

bi-derman
i was unconscious while being moved so when i woke up and saw tHe NiCk fUrY i WaS LiKe "oMgiTsNiCkFuRy!" so he took me in for questioning and i couldn't be bothered to lie so i just told him
😡👍

scary russian lady
why did you say "gang gang"?

bi-derman
cuz he kinda forced me to do missions with the avengers so i said gang gang cuz we will be working together 😏😏

capiscle
i swear this child will be the death of me

point break
DO NOT DIE AT THE HANDS OF A CHILD MAN OF THE AMERICAN MIDGARDS!!

legolas
not what he meant thor

capsicle
welll

enormous green rage monster
what mission is it?

bi-derman
idk, he just told me that i'd be needed soon for a mission and that he'd call me

scary russian lady
you could just ignore the calls

tin can
even i wouldn't recommend that

bi-derman
i've been ignoring his calls for 6 months, i think he's getting impatient

point break
6 MONTHS IS NOT A LONG TIME MEAR MORTALS

legolas
but if you're a pirate that can't get his "gold" (if yk what i mean😉) then you're gonna be PISSED

tin can
wait i thought he didn't know anything about you? how did he have your number?

bi-derman
i have a phone i use for spider-man stuff. Like to call the cops when i've webbed up a criminal, i also use it to talk to other vigilantes and a few frenimes when they escape prison

enormous green rage monster
i'm sorry "frenimes?"

bi-derman
yea! yk like norman (green goblin) and gunther (doc ock) Toomes (vulture) i could go on, i know at least 4 more criminals phone numbers.

legolas
should we be concerned?

scary russian lady
i think so..

tin can
wait wait wait-
you have CRIMINALS phone numbers? and not just like muggers but like MUTANT CRIMINALS that ATTACK NEW YORK?

bi-derman
yea, i JUST said that. Also you should see the sinister six group chat that i'm in! it's so fun lmao

capsicle
i- 👁👄👁

point break
UM CHILE- ANYWAYS SO-
DID I USE IT RIGHT?

bi-derman
OMG YES HAHAHHAH 😭😭

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a child and his 7 concerned parents

bi-derman
iM bOrEdDddD

tin can
we're in a meeting-

bi-derman
you're not paying attention either😒

tin can
fax no printer 😏

bi-derman
ew

legolas
you could LITERALLY see the look of disgust THROUGH his mask when he read that IIWISJSJEJRH

enormous green rage monster
aren't you guys meant to be paying attention?

tin can
aren't you supposed to be making the cure for cancer

enormous green rage monster
that's not my job tony

tin can
sure it isn't bruce

enormous green rage monster
it literally isn't

tin can
sure (⁎⁍̴̆Ɛ⁍̴̆⁎)

enormous green rage monster
bye tony.

bi-derman
what was that-

capsicle
i swear to god pay attention before i tell director fury you're on your phones.

bi-derman
but you're on your phone aswell

legolas
ooo burn 😎

bi-derman
wait why isn't Thor in the meeting?

tin can
he's in Asgard for something i didn't pay attention to his leaving speech

scary russian lady
yea me either

capsicle
something about it being someone's birthday

legolas
he will be back tomorrow, he left his phone on the couch as well so he won't be talking till then

bi-derman
that's such an old man move lmao

tin can
i always leave my phone on the couch!

bi-derman
i stand corrected

legolas
AHHAHAHA

bi-derman
WHY DO YOU LAUGH SO LOUD WERE GONNA GWTB CAOUGH AHHAHA

capsicle
SHSHSHD FURY'S LOOKING AT US AHHAHA

scary russian lady
IM TRYING NOT TO LAUYH BUT FURY LOOKS SO PISSED

bi-derman
TONY STOP LAUGHING UAUSJDJSK

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so sorry for the wait! i've been sick since monday and i've been off school playing among us-

👁👄👁

aNyWaY i've gotten a few ideas for chapters ready i just need to write them out

ALSO THANK YOU FOR 1K READS LIKE HOW- OSKSKSKSK