Truths! Haikyuu Texting story

Chapter 102

[A/n: aha hi

yahoo]

N e w  s h i p ;)

✨𝑐ℎ𝑎ℎ𝑜𝑒𝑠✨

[Ps, i am still doing the genderbend thing, just when i have more motivation-]

Sugamama

[this is a conversation i have once had with my gf-]

so if i ate.. a plant

Daichi
don't eat a plant

Asahi
don't eat a plant

Noya
eat a plant

Daichi
No.

Sugamama
HYPOTHETICALLY
If i ate a plant
like a flower
would i have a living plant inside of me?

Daichi
no

Noya
yes

tanaka
yes

hinata
yes

daichi
no.

Sugamama
why not?

daichi
it would die

sugamama
but what if i didn't chew it

Noya
😭

Sugamama
or if i ate a load of soil
and then a seed
would the plant grow inside of me?

Daichi
suga no.

Noya
suga yes

*daichi removed noya from the group*

Daichi
babe
don't

Sugamama
i'm asking hypothetically!!!

Daichi
it would work

Sugamama
but why?

Daichi
it just wouldn't

sugamama
you don't know do you?

Daichi
...
it just wouldn't.

Sugamama
pff

Oikawa
YAHOO
I JUST REALISED 😫😫

Iwa-chan
??

Oikawa
what?

Iwa-chan
...finished your sentence dumbass!

Oikawa
oh right, well i'm adding people

Noya
PERHCHJWH
people?*
auto correct

You
auto correct my ass

daichi
how did you even get back into the group??

Noya
i dunno, gay shit

Asahi
you?

For?
oh-

Daichi
for?

*you changed their user to tsukkisaurus*

kuroo
BAHAHA I KNEW YOU LIKED THAT NAME!!

Tsukkisaurus
shut up rooster head

*tsukkisaurus changed for?'s name to strawberry shortcake*

Noya
...?

Tanaka
strawberry shortcake??

Strawberry shortcake
:)

Kageyama
Pff, wow saltyshima
i didn't know you'd be this soft in front of everyone

Tsukkisaurus
it's not soft

Hinata
Tsukki isn't your favourite food strawberry shortcake?

Kuroo
PFFF

Tsukkisaurus
* tsukishima
.. no.

Strawberry shortcake
*yes

Daichi
omg no

Sugamama
someone change the subject.

Oikawa
may i?

Iwa-chan
no

Oikawa
i'm adding people

Noya
yes! Who??

*Oikawa added yahaba*
*Oikawa added Kyoutani*

*Oikawa changed Kyoutani's name to mad dog*

Oikawa
yahoo~

Mad dog
ho?
*hi?

Yahaba
ho

Noya
ho

Tanaka
ho

Oikawa
ho

Hinata
ho

Strawberry shortcake
ho

Mad dog
I MEANT HO
HI!!!

Yabaha
pff, you suck

Mad dog
shuup!!

Oikawa
omg do you know how to use a phone!?

Mad dog
yeah!

Yahaba
no*

Tsukkisaurus
wow, he might be a bigger idiot than the king and his freak

Hinata
i'm not stupid!!!!

Tsukkisaurus
you just called yourself a freak dumbass

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[Yay, short chapter bc i'm getting forced to spend awful time with my dad, please end me]